I’m afraid to click Play. Please tell me these numbskulls aren’t going all sticky pants over one of the nine zillion flocks of Soshulust Canada Geese that infest this area year round.

They don’t even migrate any more. They just fly around honking hysterically to make us hope that for just once they’ll piss off.

@HTP—Move to the head of the class. You don’t even have to watch.

Goose, it’s time to buzz the tower….

Hey, you’ve gotta go with the miracle you’ve got, not the miracle you hoped for.

Christ that’s sad.

And to think, if the awestruck idiots had known those are furrin soshulust geese who steal food from the beaks of our own ReaLAMErican waterfowl, they might have opened fire and taken out a few of the winged poop factories.

I’m surprised they didn’t shoot them. The ARE half-black.

Christ that’s sad.

These are the same people who are astonished that there are Pirates at Disneyworld every time they ride that boat.

winged poop factories

I’d be surprised if a few people didn’t get to witness this first-hand.

Obviously a sign from God, I think revelations mentions something about geese.

I was not surprised to notice that the people pictured in the video were mostly fat, white people. A couple of them were pointing to the sky in wonder. God help us.

Under other circumstances, there could have been comedy here.  Besides being the poop machines* described by HTP - and yes, these winged nuisances are now everywhere in the DC area - these critters can get downright mean when they’re on the ground, especially when they’re settling in for the evening.

*On the pooping, so far my observation is that, at least while on/over dry land, they only do that while on the ground.  I’m grateful (and I really hope I’m right about that).

they might have opened fire and taken out a few of the winged poop factories.

@HTP,
You just know that 3/4th’s of that crowd was wishin they were out in the duckblind with their shot guns in hand hoping they have the right pellet spread loaded…

Mercy…

*headasplodes*

Well now I have no head.  Thank you.

Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking geese, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.

Yeah, we witness miracles on a daily basis walkin’ through the hallowed parks O’ Denver w’thall them geese O’ t’lord flyin’ overhead.  Walkin’ around, hootin’ an’ all.  Teh doggies like it best when them geese are on the ground poopin’ cause geese poop is just teh bestest treat ever!  I tell ya!

OK, just watched that through again.  “I know what I felt.  What did you feel?”

Jeebus Keerist, it’s not like it was a flyover of bald eagles or something.  How do you ascribe magical, mystical qualities to a bunch of Canadian geese flying by which is about all they do when they’re not walking around pooping on everything?  I notice that the clapping and cheering drowned out the sound of them going “honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, [continue in that vein indefinitely]”.

Canadian geese

Kinda unpatriotic, huh?

Those geese were just mocking them because they get socialized medicine.

How do you ascribe magical, mystical qualities to a bunch of Canadian geese flying by which is about all they do when they’re not walking around pooping on everything?

You assume every event in your sad little life, from finding a penny to getting a good parking space is further proof Jesus will Rapturize you while the rest of the sinners get eaten by giant bronze locusts.

‘entrails and pyromancy’, and after that, my favourite: myomancy.

How do you ascribe magical, mystical qualities to a bunch of Canadian geese flying by which is about all they do when they’re not walking around pooping on everything?

Well, Glen did promise them a miracle, and by dog they’re going to find one!