So he wants them to put on conservative dress, and go door to door to espouse upon their faith and belief in traditional values?

Holee shit.  Beck’s going to try and convert them all to Mormonism.

I guess a community organizer is sort of like a media pundit, except that you have actual responsibilities.

I don’t want Glenn Beck knocking on my door.  I don’t want any of his Loon Squad dimwits knocking on my door.  I don’t want anyone knocking on my door.

Any o’ you motherfuckers knock on my door, I’ll kill ya.

Lighten up, Francis.

So, what would be the conservative equivalent of ACORN?

NUTZ?

I am developing a 100 year plan.

Must. Not. Godwin. Thread…

All of the above will culminate in The Plan, a book ...

Stop scoffing you scoffers. I’m sure The PLN will be free to all ReaLAMEricans. And the conferences. Also.

On August 28, 2010, I ask you, your family and neighbors to join me at the feet of Abraham Lincoln on the National Mall for the unveiling of The Plan

Why August 28, you ask?

Sadly, the effect of Beck’s “I Have A Nightmare” speech was dampened somewhat by the squeaks of the chalk on chalkboard picked up by the mike as he attempted to demonstrate the danger of the socialist takeover that would result in every hill and mountain being made low, the rough places made plain, and the crooked places made straight.

Meh. They’ll show up for one or two meetings, realize that no one is buying their brand of Crazee, blame it on “libruls”, and go back to watching Fox.

These are the same teabagging fuckers who complain about having to stand out in the WET and RAIN and OMG the DC metro was CROWDED!!!! The right wingers are too lame to really go door-to-door. Especially where the sidewalks won’t accomodate their Socialist-Fascist-Communist-Muslim-Medicare-provided Hoverounds.

- I have begun meeting with some of the best minds in the country

Then we are doomed. Limbaugh, Bachmann and Steve King. Or, General Zod and his merry Amigos. Somebody quick, find Lois Lane and a preacher!!

So on this door to door plan his fucktard army consolidates talking points from his show, Limbaugh’s show and Palin’s pamphlet and screams them at your through your screen door. GREAT. I can’t wait. Just pour a gallon of MSG down my throat so I can die a dignified death.

if i see his face one more time i will claw the flesh off my face….god of gods….this is our most dire hour….smite him down…;-)

Jamie, I’ll leave that comment alone since asking God to do anything is like hoping Santa Claus will bring you Princess Leia in a slave-suit for Christmas.

Remember: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make crazy. Phase One is already complete with Beck. And if we take “destruction” to mean “exposure as a dickheaded fraud who brings shame to Conservatives and wingnut media,” I’m all for it.

Oh, and boils. God can give him a bunch of boils, too. But that’s all. None of that Arc of the Covenant face-melting shit.