It’s Morning Zoo in America: Glenn Beck Transforms a Nation from the Foot of Al Capone’s Vault

I don’t know about the poor attendees who paid money they don’t have to travel to DC and listen to Glenn’s manic-depressive radio shtick live, but I feel personally cheated when some guy talks me to sleep for three hours and I still crave cigarettes when I wake up.
At least Geraldo had the decency to perform a Tap Dance of Shame when he finally opened the vault and discovered it was the place where Al Capone stored his fill dirt.
I’ll be posting links to other media reactions as I find them. Me, I’m calling it the Million-Man Fart-in-a-Bathtub.
BBC has a slidehow here, with Special Guest Appearance by popular flag-drag Transpatriotite Cap’n Crunch.
CBS says 87,000 attended. Not surprisingly, Palin claims it was more than 100,000, ABC says “hundreds of thousands,” NBC says “closer to 300,000” and Carl Sagan says “100 billion.”
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/28/10 at 12:51 PM • Permalink
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