Glenn Beck’s Newest PR Flack: Sarah Palin

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Sarah Palin officially embraces the crazy:

An Invitation

FOX News’ Glenn Beck is doing an extraordinary job this week walking America behind the scenes of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and outlining who is actually running the White House.

Monday night he asked us to invite one friend to watch; tonight I invite all my friends to watch.

-Sarah Palin

[hat tip StrangeAppar8us]

Posted by Kevin K. on 08/26/09 at 12:49 PM • Permalink

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FOX News’ Glenn Beck is doing an extraordinary job this week walking America behind the scenes of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and outlining who is actually running the White House.

I assume someone is in charge of maintenance, deliveries, food service &c. Oh! She Who Does Not Make Sense means who is running America. Well Sarah, if it turns out America is run by a shadowy group of Caucasians, your base will go back to sleep. If it turns out the shadowy group is comprised of Jewish people, we’ll sew you into a fetching hood and robe set.

I assume someone is in charge of maintenance, deliveries, food service &c.

That’s the problem:  they let the hired help in through the front door.  Negroes in the White House!  Aieeeeeee!!!!!!

tonight I invite all my friends to watch.

Thereby lowering the average IQ of Beck’s audience into near-brain-death territory.

The only good news here is that Palin has officially abandoned any pretense to being a “serious politician” or a cagey provocateur who picks her shots and shoots like a sniper from the shadows.

Any misplaced hopes that she would educate herself, accept some intelligent coaching and mature into a credible candidate with appeal that resonates beyond a fetid core of paranoid militiamen, Klondike fur-trappers, snake-handling Christians, flat-earthers, bigots and xenophobes have run aground.

I doubt even Bill Kristol would touch her now. Hell, she probably makes Pat Buchanan feel creepy.

She’s not just crazy, she’s Orly Taitz/Alan Keyes/Michelle Bachmann crazy. And even when America votes wrong, it doesn’t vote crazy.

Does this mean that she endorses Beck’s view that the President is a “racist” with a hatred of white people? I need answers Mrs. Palin.

Any misplaced hopes that she would educate herself, accept some intelligent coaching and mature into a credible candidate with appeal that resonates beyond a fetid core of paranoid militiamen, Klondike fur-trappers, snake-handling Christians, flat-earthers, bigots and xenophobes have run aground.

Well said. And McCain must forever live with the shame of having been the instrument by which she came to national prominence.

This is Sarah Palin’s new job. She abandoned the people of Alaska in order to make sure Beck gets some advertisers back, and to give the term ‘death panel’ an assist.

You have to admit: She knows how to play the game.

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Thank goodness, stockmarket guru Jim Cramer is on Beck’s side. Says Beck is a nice man and this will all blow over.

The only good news here is that Palin has officially abandoned any pretense to being a “serious politician” or a cagey provocateur who picks her shots and shoots like a sniper from the shadows.

Exactly. The other good news is she’ll eventually annoy any semi-serious fReichtards into publicly wishing she’d shut up already, sending the Palindrones into a seething, frothing, shrieking frenzy that will make their SOP seem like a bunch of 99 year old Buddhist monks.

I’d be vaguely curious to know who is actually writing writing SP’s facebook page.

It’s definitely someone who can NOT afford to be outted, they made the deal too sweet (monetarily) for her to say no.  But what do they really want her to do?

It’s actually kind of frightening, because the common denominator between the two is that throughout their short and quick rise to national prominence, there has been some entity or person greasing the tracks for them.  Now all of these disaffected Paultards, Larouchians, Militiamen, Gun Nuts, Racists and true facists are quietly lining up.  The rank and file republicans and conservatives in general don’t have a plan.  But these people do, and it’s scary.  And seriously how can washed-up politician get AP hits with the stupidest and most ridiculous musings from a facebook page?

I never doubt Kristols evil or think reason plays any part in his daily life.

So who is writing her page is of little consequence, because it’s probably a staffer.  Who is supporting her financially now is more important.  I’m thinking another vanity publisher/front company.  A seperate terrorist funding model isn’t too far fetched either especialy when the spectrum spans to Alex jones crazy.
Right now I think the decision makers are trying to figure out how to strum the crazy strings.  Glen Beck and Sarah P are just expendible Manchurian guitar tuners.  I expect a major Beck meltdown/firing to mark the true beginning of crazytown.

(damn…now yall got me sounding like that idiot Beck).

Not to mention, as a black man, the notion of other african americans joining their rank and file is personally, almost head-exploding.

when I saw the blackdude in AZ with the travis bickle frames…oh shit

when i saw the blackdude get into it with the ACIU…oh lord

when I saw the dude at the Moran Townhall in VA…jesus…embarassing.

they all fit the Clarence Thomas mold normally…but it’s only a matter of time before we start seeing black Ted Nugents.

And my wife things I’m weird because I won’t sit with my back to the door at resturaunts…

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