Goodbye, Yellow Snow Road
Like most of you, I’ve been struggling to find a conceptual metastructure in which Gov. Palin’s recent “hold-my-beer-and-watch-this” Rebel Yell moment on the shores of Lake Wannabee makes more sense than a drunken bar-bet involving blindfolds, cocktail swords, a pair of starving ferrets and an open flame.
At one point, I believed I had found the code-key in Hugo Ball’s Dadaist Manifesto, which—even though it was written in 1916—could easily be mistaken for a live-blog of Palin’s July 3 presser:
Dada comes from the dictionary. It is terribly simple. In French it means “hobby horse.” In German it means “good-bye,” “Get off my back,” “Be seeing you sometime.” In Romanian: “Yes, indeed, you are right, that’s it. But of course, yes, definitely, right.” And so forth.
How does one achieve eternal bliss? By saying dada. How does one become famous? By saying dada. With a noble gesture and delicate propriety. Till one goes crazy.
Yes, I thought to myself, Yes, she’s saying “Dada.” “Dada, dada, dada, dada,” for 24 minutes, nonstop, except for the occasional bug-eyed pearl-diver breath and twitchy giggle. “Good-bye. Get off my back. I’m riding a hobby horse to fame, you betcha.”
It seemed pat and perfect. But, alas, as my good friend Shishkabob at Approaching Entropy demonstrates in the image above, there’s no need to invoke the humbugs of European radical anti-art in order to deconstruct a purely American anti-intellectual humbug like Palin. We’ve all heard that same speech 100 times before, only slower and played for intentional laughs:
I, your Wizard par ardua ad alta, am about to embark upon a hazardous and technically unexplainable journey into the outer stratosphere…to confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother wizards.
If I ever go looking for hidden Easter Eggs in Palin’s “Adios” address, I won’t look any further than my own backyard, or my 50 Years of MGM DVD box set.
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/09/09 at 05:08 PM • Permalink
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