Googles Referrals From Hell: Ann Coulter Goes to the Farmers Market

TS from Instaputz and I occasionally exchange bizarre and/or funny Google search referrals we get to our blogs.  Something tells me I’m the, ahem, “big winner” this week with this search that landed someone from San Leonardo, CA at Rumproast:

First of all, what kind of person searches for something like that and, more importantly, what in the hell were they trying to find? I don’t know what to make of it, but one thing’s for sure ... don’t ever go to a farmers market in San Leonardo, CA.

OOPS: I guess I’m the last person in the world to see this. I was blissfully retired from blogging then, so I’ll use that as an excuse. [hat tip steveeboy]

Posted by Kevin K. on 01/12/09 at 10:08 AM • Permalink

easy man!

they were looking for the internets classic “I fucked ann coulter in the ass hard” which can be found here:

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

It’s a MUST READ!!!

Note that it is chalk full of misogyny due to the Obama presidency even though it was written YEARS before he ran for President!

effluence loser myiq2xu is currently researching this vast conspiracy!

Damnit, that spoils everything.  Never saw that before. I should just close this post and shuffle off in shame.

BTW, speaking of myiq2xu, it looks like Riverdaughter and he have no respect for their LGBT readers (or Hillary or women) because they’re still supporting Nice Deb for Best Small Blog after the stuff I highlighted yesterday.  Fucking hacks.  Remember my post the next time they’re over there howling about how the passing of Prop 8 was Obama’s fault, misogyny in general, or how the media didn’t respect Hillary. I think that pretty much shows that their whole “movement” is fueled by nothing but petulance and narcissism.

But we already knew that, didn’t we?

That is classic stuff! 

And so timely.  I’m being lectured over at Daily Kos by a humor-impaired TG about my Tranny Annie jokes.  I’ll have to post a link to this delightful bit of prose.  I think it will make her self-righteous head explode.

Oh, and here’s the irony.  Said TG is a… wait for it… stand-up comedienne.

I suppose when she’s heckled, she blames the audience member for all violence against the T community until they mumble an insincere apology and walk out on her “comedy act.”

Well, I guess I’m not the last person to see it.  Pheew.

White straight women are the only true victims! Especially if they’re doubly victimized by possessing large amounts of wealth and a marriage to a major male political figure whose name and connections they have used to advance their own political agendas. Truly, it’s the most unimaginable suffering and injustice any woman has known.

No one else may point out any other kind of oppression until every straight white woman gets exactly what she wants—from the United States presidency to a new pony. In fact, if you do point out other kinds of oppression, then you are a misogynist woman-lynching pig!

@Kerry Reid

FINALLY, someone at this shithole stalker site “gets it.”

Maybe the rest of these pathetic, subincised Obamanoids will open their eyes and see that America is the Warsaw Ghetto of white women, especially the ones with power and money who threaten the foundations of the Viagra- and porn-fueled Patriarchy.

Damnit, that spoils everything.

If your protestations of prior innocence are to believed, Kevin, I’m still mystified how that search brought them here. Is there something in your archives you want to talk about?

P.S. You lived such a sheltered life.

Also. I’m sure you’re proud to hear that Rumproast is now the third result on Google for that search string. (The fourth result may explain some of it, but I’m still suspicious.)

Even more disturbing (then I’m out of here, I promise), out of 5,390 results for that string, surprisingly few of them are links to Bachem Macuno’s blog.

I think the search string led here because someone linked to it a couple of months ago - that is when I read it.  But I think it was in the middle of a PUMA bashing thread and I guess it didn’t get a lot of notice.

Straight white women are the Inadequate Black Males of Liberal Fascism.

I think the search string led here because someone linked to it a couple of months ago ...

Having analyzed the results, I think the search string led here because y’all are a bunch of foul-mouthed badasses with a thing about farmers’ markets, or farmers and markets.

OK, OK. I’m getting my coat.

Some body was searching for an ass farmer’s marke? and ended up at rumproast.

I guess that makes sense, but it begs so many questions, I don’t know where to start.

Like where do ass farmers go to market their wares?

Was the google searcher trying to sell some ass, or buy some?

Ann Coulter has no ass, which explains why she was shopping at the ass farmer’s market.

Can you purchase ass on the commodities market?

I’d like to purchase some ass futures,please.

That I’m doubly relieved there’s no San Leonardo, Calif. should go without saying. So I won’t.

Still....

I think maybe it’s ‘San Leandro’.  I’m not aware of a ‘San Leonardo’ in California.