Grover Norquist Random Progressive Quote Generator

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Grover licks the FDL petition for good luck.

Grover Norquist Random Progressive Quote:

“I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drown it in the Firedoglake.”

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/23/09 at 06:00 PM • Permalink

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If James Baldwin were alive today, you know he’d be writing The Firedoglake Next Time.

Remind me how successful all those other FDL petitions have been, won’t you? And that was before the Unholy Alliance.

next up: Jane goes on Glenn Beck and asks for Obama’s long-form birth certificate.

I think somebody at Balloon Juice already mentioned that she’s going to be over at No Quarter screaming about the Whitey Tape any day now.

next up: Jane goes on Glenn Beck

You know, factoring in the holidays, I’ll give it a month. And, no, I’m not joking.

Jane and Jerome practice this politics known quaintly as the Richard Speck strategy: if you cannot take on everyone in the room at once, take them out of the room one at a time.

We want to reduce the size of government in half as a percentage of GNP over the next 25 years. We want to reduce the number of people depending on government so there is more autonomy and more free citizens able to blog at Firedoglake

Grover Norquist—married to a Muslim, promoter of Islamic causes and suspected closet convert to Mohammedanism. Even Michelle Malkin suspects he’s a deep-cover jihadi.

Hamsher hasn’t sold out to the Wingnut Right. She’s allied herself with al-Qaeda and the Enemies of America.

(That last line is a bit of an exaggeration, but I say LET’S MAKE IT GO VIRAL, dammit. Why should everyone else have all the fun?)

cutting off men’s cocks

I’m not sure what Jane’s playing at—hell, I’m not sure Jane’s sure what Jane’s playing at—but can we not go right to the “man-hating” BS? That’s a pwn-goal waiting to happen, especially considering that her boyish haircut’s due to chemo.

Also, one of the right wing’s patron saints is married to a Palestinian? Man, this country annoys me so much I keep forgetting how fucking awesome it is at living up to its melting-pot rep.

gil, I was out suffering through the intolerably long Avatar. You’re right.  I would have handled that comment sooner if I’d been around.

@KK—“handled that comment?”  I appreciate that RumpRoast allows people—even the regulars—to say things that they mith5 later wish they had not. Deleting that comment was stupid.  I hope I don’t have to start taking screen caps to fight the memory hole here.

Fuck… “might.”

Sean, you’re not the one that’ll be buried in a bag of hurt if it’s misinterpreted (w/out extremely hard-to-find context). That would be me. Sorry, not everyone in the world is knowledgeable about insane PUMA folklore. It’s fine in the Rumper Room (which is why I set it up), but out here in the front page zone (aka “real world”) things can be easily misconstrued.

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