Guide for Grizzly Girls

A new Sarah Palin bio for kids is coming out just in time for the holidays!

A biography of the former Alaska governor and self-described “mama grizzly” is set for release in September by Christian book publisher Zondervan…

Kathleen Kerr, an acquisitions editor for Zondervan’s Zonderkidz division, said the subjects are prominent figures who children hear about in the news and role models for tweens who are “working for the betterment of the world in which we live and who are motivated primarily by their Christian faith.”

Well, there’s a lot kids—particularly girls—can learn from the former half-term governor’s example. Let’s take a look, shall we?

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Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/11/10 at 09:05 AM • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsNuttersSarah Palin

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Fabulous! Thank you. And yeah, I’d love to know how Lyda Green feels about that whole “Mama Grizzlies” line of BS.

This is awesome. The picture of Palin dangling Trig is particularly hazardous to monitors and keyboards.

Zondervan sounds like a drug with side effects that include hallucinations, poor judgement, spontaneous and persistent loss of bowel and bladder control and intense paranoia.

Thanks, guys. Fun with Paint!

HTP—you’re right about Zondervan, LOL!

Brilliant!

(Personal fave ~ “Thanks for electing me.  I quit.”)

BTW, Tim Tebow and Bono bios are also planned.  I wonder if they’ll reconsider once they find out Bono played at the Inauguration of the Kenyan Muslim usurper.

Like her role-model, Hitler, Sarah understands that her radical worldview will find fertile soil in the uncritical minds of our precious, vulnerable youth. Also, since she only seems to know about a hundred words herself, this will probably be a much easier read for her than Going Rogue, which had a lot of adverbs and hard-to-sound-out place-names.

Great work, Betty! I think the children’s book concept is an inspired approach for a woman whose motivational message to young people is: “No matter how stupid you are, there’s somebody dumber who thinks you’re a genius and will gladly give you fourteen dollars just to talk about yourself and blow smoke up his ass.”

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