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Pop Quiz! Read these two paragraphs, then answer the question.

Child bearing has become something distasteful to many women, an unwanted and painful experience to be avoided rather than embraced.

All of these programs, ideals and ideologies are doing one thing and one thing only - reducing America core TFR to the point of no return. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) population in America is headed for extinction and with it our economy, well-being and survival as a uniquely America culture.

The preceding passage was written in:

a) 1894

b) 1960

c) 1981

d) None of the above

I realize this was an unfair challenge. Bigoted jerk stains have been screaming about the Caucasian Uterus Output Deficit since brown uterus output stopped being a commodity they could trade like corn or pork bellies.

They’ve labored under the delusion that America = [Specific Kinds of] Whites Only, even while they were shoving the original inhabitants into bits of the country they didn’t want and importing Africans to farm, build and maintain the bits they DID want. And ... Okay. Unless you’re a TeaHadist, you’re familiar with American history. You don’t need me to tell you who built what where when for the piddly wages, scorn and scapegoating handed out by you-know-whom.

However, it should surprise exactly no one that the answer is d). The Tea Party Nation* blasted this particular air horn† on March 29, 2011.

You see, Life, Liberty & Limited Government can only be achieved if genetically and socially superior‡ women out-breed the inferior types who’d only sit around drinking tequila and eating watermelon if there are no white people to tell them what to do.

Or something.

Just don’t call them racist, also.

*Not to be confused with the Tea Party Express, which mixed it up with the NAACP last year.

†We can stop using the term dog whistle. This shit is so blatant I have to wear earplugs as I clamber through the interwebs.

‡I was raised to view the term WASP as an insult. Did this change at some point or have I been brainwashed by my own AfroIslaHomoMarxist Agenda?

UPDATE: Rick “Frothy” Santorum sez Grandma’s gonna starve because you didn’t have seven babies:

We don’t have enough workers to support the retirees ... A third of the young people in America are not in America today because of abortion.

We have seven children, so we’re doing our part to fund the Social Security system.

And I thought reaLAMEricans had children because of love and God and all that, while spooting out Workers for the Greater Glory of the State was one of them Commie type ideas. Silly me!

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Ahhhh ~ so a new twist on barefoot and pregnant.  If only the wimmins would stay home and percolate the next generation.  Right, because we can afford to have single-income households these days.  And because that’s all I’ve ever wanted to do was birth some babies.

(By the way, Ricky, some of us would have liked to have had a child or two but were unable to and didn’t feel like paying an arm and a leg to aid the process.  So, kiss my ass.)

By the way, when all those old folks from the “greatest generation” have turned to dust they’ll quit sucking at that gummint teat they hate so much.

(Yeah, the batshit Right is starting to piss me off.  No offense intended to the reasonable oldsters amongst us.  I’m close to being one.)

Apropos, I was just getting a laugh out of this the other day.  Lie back and think of America!

Comment by sean on 03/29/11 at 09:48 PM

@Elizabeth: Many suffer from Fox Geezer Syndrome, including my grandfather.  I can’t be sure I’ll avoid it until I get there.

Comment by sean on 03/29/11 at 09:54 PM

Heap your derision upon me, comrades, for I am a WASP chick who has under-produced (just a single spawn—not even replacement rate!) and thus deprived America of additional worker-drones to underwrite golf villa retirements.

I trust the Santorums will keep their children from consuming any state-funded resources as they progress from childhood to laborers; or better yet, put them to work as children instead of educating them, the better to fund Grandma’s Hoveround.

As a fallen-away Papist, I’m conflicted—I should be ready and willing to have ‘em by the dozen, but supporting the Orange bastards in their dotage chaps my ass.

Did you see that despicable article on “anchor babies” in the New York Times, of all places, today?  Amazingly irresponsible.  Apparently authorities busted some house somewhere in the USA where a dozen or so Chinese women were hiding until they could give birth to U.S. citizens.  This was a front-page story with all the implied “this is a problem because some people think it’s a problem” meme. 

Deep in the article it cited the actual, you know, evidence on the size of this
“problem.”  Annually, about 7,000 babies are thought to be born to women who sneaked into the USto give birth to American citizens—compared to 4.3 million annual U.S. births!! 

That’s what?  Two-tenths of one percent of all births.  Thanks a lot, NYT.  And, please, feel free to charge me.

I’m Italian.  Do I count as white?

I did after about 1930 or so, but the teabaggers keep turning the clock back, so I’m not sure anymore.

Mebbe somebody should tell Ricky that the reason we don’t have enough workers is that the jobs that used to be around are now “out-sourced” to other countries by corporations getting massive tax breaks, mostly due to the exertions of the Republicans.

Finally!  A perk of being non-white and not wanting to reproduce!  I am NOT the scourge of America because I am NOT planning to usurp the uniquely white* heritage of this great country of ours. 

On the other hand, Asians are gonna be the new overlords in ten years or so, so I AM contributing to the downfall of this uniquely white* country of ours. 

Oh, the dilemmas of being Asian. 

*insert something snarky about who actually built this dingdang country, and shouldn’t Lent be over by now?

sean @ 10:48:  The Onion’s got nuthin’ on The Madison Institute, for sure.

I’m Italian. Do I count as white?

Nope. According to the Tea Party Nation you don’t meet the A-S requirement. Oblomova (and Frothy S) doesn’t meet the P requirement.

However, if the non-W-A-Ss get too far ahead in the Baby Race you may be permitted/required to breed until such time as Ws have a clear lead.

I am NOT the scourge of America because I am NOT planning to usurp the uniquely white* heritage of this great country of ours.

I know, right? I should be allowed to marry to make sure I don’t dirty up the ReaLAMErican gene pool. Except I’d be keeping an Aryan out of the gene pool. Perhaps if he wears a black wig and a rosary…

I’m Italian. Do I count as white?

As HTP said, nope.  I got this information a few years from a lovely white supremacist fellow who was hitting on me*.  He also told informed that I myself am not white, due to my Irishness.  I took this as good news.

*  It’s weird - this happens to me alot. No idea why.

And a child, a weepy, angsty child who is sad, a very sad (and WHITE) child shall lead them.

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