I’m just surprised she didn’t “defend” one of the kids in her twitters while excoriating someone else who was actually talking about blue willow china.

In a way, her adhd makes her perfect for twitter.

While she’s at it, she should probably get a restraining order against “irrelevant,” “meth-head,” “quitter,” “rudderless,” “bizarre,” “lightweight,” “runaway,” “dumbfuck,” “ditz,” “fork,” “toast” and “futureless.”

All praise to Wonkette for “snowbilly grifter” and the hitherto unheard past-tense formation of “Tweet.”

“Mom, you’ve been on the computer all day! Dad says the mooseburgers are ready—everybody’s waiting for you. Could you log off and come outside?”

“There are those, Willow, who would work the politics of personal destruction on Alaska and it’s part of our values to not let these bad guys get away with it, also. You remember that David Letterman joked about you, don’t you?”

“Moommmm—”

“Well he did. I’m doing this for you kids, ya know. It’s not for me. Ya see this ugly thing about Trig?”

“Mom, that’s a Facebook page about math—-”

“There’s that ugliness again, Willow. I did more in my time as Governor to reduce this scourge of drugs butcha don’t hear about that, do ya—”

“Mommmm, that’s “MATH LAB, not Meth lab—”

“Well, I don’t care, they’re hearing from my lawyers. Here’s something else they said ugly about you Willow—-”

“MOMMMMMMMMMM!”

Not to go all Madamab on everybody.
By the way, it took a while for me to realize that she sang, and her name is Madama Butterfly. For months I thought she was some kind of as-seen-on-TV tummy-tightening machine.

Another consequence of Sarah’s resignation: Shannyn Moore has never been more famous (hope she sends Sarah a nice flower arrangement with a thank-you note!) and AK Blogger Mudflats site has been overwhelmed with hits, so she’s temporarily disabled comments and HuffPo is posting her material to make sure people can read it.

Oh god, no wonder the PUMAs worship her. Wasn’t DancesWithMorons telling Screaming Mimi Planas that she should sue for “libel” when people ran links to Mimi’s own PUMA ramblings in the comments for a newsblog item about her “campaign?” Um, yeah. You can’t really “libel” people by pointing out their public record of utterances and writings. Shitbrains.

But they’ll keep telling themselves we hate Palin because we hate “strong women,” rather than acknowledge that this vindictive and insane mouth-breather has no business being anywhere near a public office unless she’s waiting in line at the DMV.

Mrs. P, that’s brillant (as always).

Let’s see if we can attract her lawyers to poor little Rumproast and get some publicity….

My track workout was a killer!
The weather in Bristol is dismal!
The willow tree has gone bald!
Trig sucks; I prefer algebra.
Someone has paid the piper.

Dewberry, that was quite a nice “secession” of references. I should probably Todd-le off now.

Dewberry, all my works Palin comparison!

Let’s see if we can attract her lawyers to poor little Rumproast and get some publicity….

Bring it on, Buttercup!  Shannyn Moore is my new shero.

WTF? I go away for a few days and Madame Mooselini completely flakes out because I don’t return her calls.

I’m sure this has been said by someone already, but isn’t her having a Twitter feed(?) saying AKGov now a bit fake Sarah?

What will your new one be?  SaviorSarahPalin, PrivateCitizenSarahPalin, WasillaHigh4EVR?

I hope it isn’t ExAKGov, because I just snagged that for a blog name.

A Facebook pal of mine just pointed this out: Sarah Palin is actually “going Galt!”