Hair, no. Pants, yes.

Of course, we know that Romney would strap all five sons to the top of his campaign bus and run them through the carwash when the resulting terror-induced diarrhea streamed down the back window if there were a few votes in it, so this is a lie:

It’s very easy to excite the base with incendiary comments. We’ve seen throughout the campaign if you’re willing to say really outrageous things that are accusative, attacking of President Obama, that you’re going to jump up in the polls. I’m not willing to light my hair on fire to try and get support. I am who I am. I’m a person with extensive experience in the private sector, in the economy.

Even if his internal polling tells Romney that Michigan is in the bag, isn’t it kinda stupid to dis the base on Michigan’s election day like that, especially with Super Tuesday looming? All the Bobo paeans in the world will mean little if Little Ricky wrests Romney’s nomination out from under him.

[H/T: TPM; X-POSTED at Balloon Juice]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 02/28/12 at 11:06 AM • Permalink

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The Romneybot5000 software is still a little glitchy…

Even if his internal polling tells Romney that Michigan is in the bag,

My guess is his internal polling shows very bad news, and he’s making excuses.

I’m rooting for crazy Santorum over creepy Romney to win in Michigan.

“I’m not willing to light my hair on fire to g—Excuse me…” (Has words with campaign consultant)  “Really?  They do?”  (Returns to crowd.)  “—not willing to light my hair on fire for no reason.  But many voters respect a man with burning hair, because President Obama has never, once, lit his hair on fire.  So stand back…”

PPP had Santorum by one in Michigan the other day while everyone else had Romney by not much either.  I’ll take a stab at Santorum by five.

The other polls for Arizona has Romney romping home.  With all the news I hear about Arizona I wouldn’t have thought they’d go for him.  Is it not as nutty as it would appear?

The other polls for Arizona has Romney romping home.  With all the news I hear about Arizona I wouldn’t have thought they’d go for him.  Is it not as nutty as it would appear?

There’s a sizable Mormon population in AZ.

Oh right.  I forgot about them.

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