Hairy Plodder and the Half-Term Princess: Palin Pick for Washington Senate Primary Race Gets Creamed

Former Washington Redskin and Keeper of the Eternal Fireplace Clint Didier won’t be going to the Teabag Bowl this year.

As expected, November will be a contest between Dem Senator Patty Murray and perennial GOP candidate-for-whatever Dino Rossi.

(PS: While Obama flew to Seattle to give Murray a last-minute boost, Sarah was too busy hustling her own franchise to pump-up her hand-picked protégé.)

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/18/10 at 01:50 AM • Permalink

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Holy Balls! Did anyone see Greta Van Palinstern on Fox “News” tonight? Thank God those underpaid closed-captioning folks didn’t have to type out the “Mmm, Todd, your balls are so sweaty and tasty! Sarah, you want in on this? No, no… just sit back and rub yourself! That is so hot! Freedong, yes! and fucking ANWR oh, oh, oh! meow! TODDDDDD!!!!”

I’m obviously paraphr… no, that was pretty much the gist of it.

Comment by Ripley on 08/18/10 at 03:20 AM

Woe and alas! Palin diddled Clint!

I guess she just could quit him, fireplace or no.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 08/18/10 at 04:55 AM

Palin’s master plan of backing third-tier candidates is working perfectly, I see.

Comment by Tom65 on 08/18/10 at 07:54 AM

For a second there, I thought he was one of the guys from SNL talking about one of the Chicago teams.

Is that a smoking jacket she’s wearing, or a bathrobe?

Comment by Jesse on 08/18/10 at 08:27 AM

Palin’s master plan of backing third-tier candidates is working perfectly, I see.

I think that probably IS her plan. She’s too much of a pathological narcissist to want anyone else to become a GOP rising star. The beauty part is that if she does somehow nab the nomination (which I doubt will happen), she’ll be more overexposed than all the Kardashians put together.