OMG. Video of the year.

I saw a guy like that once at a strip bar. He was cautioned several times for baiting the dancer with money, then trying to cop a handful when she got close.

About the fourth time, he was surrounded by the bikers who bounced for the club. I remember hearing him say, “What’s the matter — can’t a person touch another person?”

Then there was a lot of yelling and a sound like saltine crackers being crushed over a bowl of chili.

Strange - was the bar asshole also a Libertardian? That sort of dodge is popular among the breed. Where I keep encountering it is when I express the opinion that the bulldozering of Dixie Chicks CDs was designed to intimidate anti-Bush / anti-war people, the glibs go all “libertarian quizzical” and say things like “why does it upset you that people behave a certain way with respect to a physical object they possess?”

He’s an idiot when he’s sober and three times the idiot when he’s drunk.

Strange - was the bar asshole also a Libertardian?

He was dressed like a car salesman, but he seemed to be working from a sort of Constitutional Constructivist/Walden Pond/Alan Watts Venn intersection of free-thinking Natural Rightsism. So, yeah, probably.

I demand to see the full, unedited video. I am quite sure that some point he started making the point that they were wasting taxpayer money by arresting him while the real criminals are out there walking free. In other words, lock up ALL the blacks first, then we can talk about whether I deserve to get jammed up for breaking the law. My law enforcement sources tell me that this variety of white person is incapable of not making that argument when the cuffs come out.

This is precisely the same nonsense Paultards spew when they’re sober.

can’t a person touch another person?”

...comin’ through the rye.

It’s sweet, how alcohol brings out the poet in ‘em.

With that blood alcohol his car is clearly a dangerous weapon. Therefore, the Second Amendment grants him the right to bear that weapon. QED.

He’s an idiot when he’s sober and three times the idiot when he’s drunk.

This is precisely the same nonsense Paultards spew when they’re sober.

Good points.  I definitely suspect that this guy behaves and talks that way regardless of whether he’s dry or tankered up.

The idiot’s voice reminds me a bit of Steve Carell in “Michael Scott” mode.

Well Holey keerap.  Yup, that’s a typical Saturday night ‘round these parts.  You should read our police reports.  I’m surprised the guy wasn’t going on about his trust fund ...

I’m a resident of Bozeman, Gallatin County, Montana, and I take exception to the posting of this video.  We are the best educated county in the state.  It’s not that we don’t get scheisse-faced around here.  It’s just that most of us are smart enough not to be Paulites.  ‘Except that guy two blocks down the street who’s had his ‘Ron Paul 2012’ sign in the yard since July.  Hey, maybe that was him ...

In all seriousness, I’ve posted this fact online before and very few believe me.  The largest Tea Party rally in the US on April 15th, 2009, was here in Bozeman, in the snow.  We are the most educated county in Montana and actually one the most in the Northwest, but we also have an alarming number of trust-funders who pulled themselves up by their parent’s bootstraps (like Rand Paul.)  This is remarkable breeding ground for Tea Party types and Paulites.  This video saddens me, but it doesn’t surprise me.

Looks more like an episode from The Daily show than National Explorer

Sorry, National Geographic..