Hannity Previews Palin’s Vanity Documentary, “The Undefeated”

Whoa. If they want me to watch two hours of this shit, there’d better be an open bar.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/26/11 at 09:40 AM • Permalink

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Good grief. In addition to being actually duller than the clips I’ve seen of “Atlas Shrugged,” this doesn’t even mention Palin at all.

And you can actually tell Hannity’s irritated by how boring the clip is.

this doesn’t even mention Palin at all

I’m pretty sure that actually showing her in the film would have ended her contract with Fox. There is a brief clip of her reading a text passage from her bio…but even that is skirting the line.

At two hours, you can bet this thing is going to be mostly filler, at least until it gets to the 2008 campaign…if anyone is still awake by then.

At two hours, you can bet this thing is going to be mostly filler, at least until it gets to the 2008 campaign

They might as well cut to credits right there, since Palin’s been trying to re-run the 2008 campaign ever since she lost it.

All I can say is there’d better be giant, terrifying “snow-worms” in this. That was the only thing that saved Dune.

Interesting choice of clips, as it appears that Palin herself seems to have contributed to the delays.

Thanks, Tom. I forgot they’re still wrangling over whether to build a pipeline…partly because the doc shows some other pipeline that actually exists.

Let’s see: Alaska is 60% Federally owned, has the same population as Allegheny County, PA, and only survives on the basis of Federal subsidies and tax revenues and direct handouts from large oil companies.

Not exactly Ron Reagan’s California, but what the fuck.

Pretty well any positive achievements Palin can lay claim to during her mercifully brief term of office can be laid at the door of Democrats she was forced to do business with because the Repubs at the time were too corrupt and useless, the balance being situations where her hand was forced by presenting her with two or more inescapable choices that were unpalatable to her.

so is it a “docuvanity”?

Did this get made so that ‘Atlas Shrugged’ will appear to be less boring by comparison?

“It is our land, it belongs to alaskans…” WTF is this shit? They’re playing a clip about a fucking oil lease?

They’re playing a clip about a fucking oil lease?

Sarah Palin was one of the first to stand up and proudly assert that oil companies have no right to drill on publicly-owned lands!

No, wait. She was one of the first to recognize that you can lease all the land to oil companies you want, but they still won’t drill more gas and oil just to bring your prices down, which would be dumb!

Oops, try again: Sarah was in the vanguard of common-sense citizens who first realized that oil companies are TOTALLY EVIL! Yeah, THAT’S it!

Oh, and GOVERNMENT CONTROL OF OIL COMPANIES TO FORCE THEM TO SERVE SOCIETY IS GOOD! Thanks, Sarah!!!!!!

Burns: “Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.”
Spielbergo: [looking doubtful] “Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo.”

Burns: “Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!

All I can say is there’d better be giant, terrifying “snow-worms” in this.

Us fans are just waiting for the Pretty-Woman-style Saks and Neiman Marcus shopping montage, ending up with Sarah giving the snooty saleswoman her come-uppance as only a mean girl can. 

Except for us fans who are waiting for the scene when she greets Mark Salter and Steve Schmidt wearing nothing but a towel.

“The Undefeated”?  Will the sequel be “The Unquitted”?

Good lord.  I watched approximately two seconds of the clip (and I hate you, Strange, for making me actually have to listen to Hannity)before I turned it off.  YAWN.

Sarah should’ve just gone for broke and produced a 16-hour mini-series. You know that’s what she wanted.

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