Harry Reid: Union-Run Al Qaida Slave-Master

The creator of the infamous “Willie Horton” TV ad returns with a shocking “gotcha” spot that links Nevada Senator Harry Reid with construction equipment, kick-ass architecture and some totally unrelated allegations of human-trafficking by the Ruler of Dubai.

Sure, Harry saved a major Las Vegas re-development project and a shitload of tax-paying, local-spending union jobs, BUT ZOMIGOD HIS FACE IS IN THE SAME AD WITH A SCARY-LOOKING ARAB AND SOME REALLY FUCKED-UP ARABIC-WANNABE DISPLAY TYPE! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SLAVES???????

I’d like to think it doesn’t get much lower than this, but it’s still early—and there’s a whole bunch of airtime to fill between now and November.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/15/10 at 05:20 PM • Permalink

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It is beyond belief that a Vegas developer could have an unsavory backer, much less an Arab slaver—what is Reid thinking?

From now on, all Vegas construction should be carried out by non-unionized Mexicans, or just don’t build it at all!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/15/10 at 06:15 PM

Smart US companies like Halliburton moved their operations out of Dubai as soon as the money and slave-labor dried up.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/15/10 at 06:31 PM

Oh, and Texas also has some ‘splainin’ to do.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/15/10 at 06:59 PM

Texas exemplifies the breadth and depth of the UAE-US bilateral relationship,

We’ve known Texas has been bilateral for years now. But Vegas!

Perhaps it’s because they have glittering ghost cities in common?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/15/10 at 08:54 PM

How much you wanna bet that relationship doesn’t get featured in the new textbooks?

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/15/10 at 09:07 PM

Strange, I wouldn’t take that bet if Prince Bhandar offered to underwrite my stake himself!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/15/10 at 10:52 PM

You mean Harry Reid can be linked to this guy?
I’m shocked!

Comment by Lancelot Link on 03/16/10 at 09:46 AM

My God, this horrible web of slavery goes straight to top of the previous Administration!

Trust no one.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/16/10 at 10:25 AM

Does anybody else think that static shot of Almaktoum looks like his official Arab Baseball League bubblegum card?

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/16/10 at 10:27 AM

Bats right, Earned Run Average: who earns runs? Slaves bring them to you!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/16/10 at 10:36 AM

Typeface is called “Lithos.” The guy in the burnoose is a Greek, evidently.

Comment by kre8tr on 03/17/10 at 10:29 AM

Thanks, kre8tr. I knew I’d seen that font somewhere before, but I couldn’t remember whether it was a Jefferson Airplane album cover or “The Herculoids.”