He changed it from “Reed” so as not to invoke too powerful an image of one who stands tall and proud
Well, it’s official. The Senate majority leader is not actually a human being; he is the jokes Firedoglake makes about him given flesh. Like The Dark Half if M.U. Timothy Hutton had no charisma and farmed out the killing to insurers.
“We have 60 votes on paper,” Senator Harry Reid, the majority leader, said Wednesday in an interview. “But we cannot bulldoze anybody; it doesn’t work that way. My caucus doesn’t allow it. And we have a very diverse group of senators philosophically. I am not this morning suddenly flexing my muscles.”
YA DON’T SAY. Dude used to be a boxer, right? How much of this guy’s problem stems from the fact that “pugilist” and “pusillanimous” are kind of similar-sounding, I wonder?
I’m tellin’ ya right now, if Franken starts spouting those wankerly encomiums to the collegiality of the Senate like they all do instead of staying the righteously-angry wiseass he’s always been, we gotta get those chambers condemned. That place is like Pet Sematary [sic, and maybe ibid].
No, actually it’s more like… what’s that other Stephen King book about a place of pervasive evil, and when people come back from it they’re… different?
Oh, right, that’d be The Collected Works of Stephen King.
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