He farts in her general direction

Wow, Alan Grayson (D-Orlando, FL) didn’t take kindly to Sarah Palin’s unflattering comments about him during a recent appearance in Central Florida. Palin was in town to bolster support for Grayson’s opponents. Here’s how Grayson described it:

Palin, the former half-term Governor, current-nothing and future-even-less, charmed the all-Republican audience with her folksy folksiness and her homespun homespunnery. Atypically, Palin was wearing clothes that she had paid for herself. At the end of the event, she shared her recipe for mooseface pie.

In response to Palin’s attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson’s entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida. Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin’s imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.

Oh snap! He also described the Frozen Cheesecake Goddess as a “chillbilly” and said, “I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them.”

At the end of the post on Grayson’s website, there’s a button labeled “Tell Alan What You Think.” I think I want to have his Baby Graysons.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 03/15/10 at 05:10 PM • Permalink

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I love the line about the “wild Alaskan dingbat.”

Every day, Grayson reminds us that there’s a really fun and satisfying alternative to just sitting there and taking shit from assholes.

If I hadn’t left my baby making days behind I’d be in line behind you Betty!  I made up for it by hitting his Donate button.  Just wish we had a few more Graysons.

If I hadn’t left my baby making days behind I’d be in line behind you Betty!

What she said!

I’m not much for baby-making after the first hour or so, but if I find a baby, I’ll happily name him Grayson.

As for the Grayson/Palin debate, there’s little I wouldn’t consider doing to score a ticket to that one, but I’m afraid that Half-Governor Sharpie would bow out of anything that didn’t include a hundred-thousand dollar “honorarium,” which is too rich for the blood I’d be willing to sell.

Every day, Grayson reminds us that there’s a really fun and satisfying alternative to just sitting there and taking shit from assholes.

Well said!

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