He was born a poor black child

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In her forthcoming book, America by Heart, Sarah Palin shares her keen insights into the underlying motives of Tea Party critics of all hues and whiny black folks like Barack and Michelle Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder in particular who just won’t shut the hell up about racism already.

She uncovers two reasons it’s always race, race, race with these people, and—surprise!—it’s not because of any actual racism!

An excerpt:

Still, I don’t think it’s an accident that opponents of this new American awakening so often accuse Tea Partiers and others of being racist. Just saying the word racist instantly ends any legitimate debate. Just the accusation gives the accuser an excuse not to debate the issues at hand.

The second reason the charge of racism is leveled at patriotic Americans so often is that the people making the charge actually believe it. They think America—at least America as it currently exists—is a fundamentally unjust and unequal country. Barack Obama seems to believe this, too. Certainly his wife expressed this view when she said during the 2008 campaign that she had never felt proud of her country until her husband started winning elections. In retrospect, I guess this shouldn’t surprise us, since both of them spent almost two decades in the pews of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s church listening to his rants against America and white people. It also makes sense, then, that the man President Obama made his attorney general, Eric Holder, would call us a “nation of cowards” for failing to come to grips with what he described as the persistence of racism.

So, to summarize, accusations of racism are motivated by two things:

1. A desire to avoid unwinnable debates with cranky old people riding Gadsden flag-bedecked motorized scooters in angry circles.

2. Brainwashing by crabby black liberation theologians who bitch about America and white people.

For those tempted to point out that there’s ample evidence of widespread racial animus within the rank-and-file tea partiers and their leadership, just put a sock in it: As she informed us via Facebook awhile back, Palin happens to be married to a person of color:

I just spent a few beautiful Alaskan days with some beautiful Americans in my husband’s birthplace—they are Todd’s family and they are Yupik Eskimo. In the decades that our families have blended, I have never heard one proud, patriotic member judge another member based on skin color. …Being with our diverse family in a melting pot that is a Native village just days ago reminded me of that.

Sarah Palin’s family includes skin tones from alabaster to khaki to pinkish—representing the whole gorgeous spectrum of diversity. She knows firsthand we can all get along without any attempts to shake down whitey if we just love America enough. So suck it, haters. The end.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/19/10 at 10:32 AM • Permalink

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Certainly his wife expressed this view when she said during the 2008 campaign that she had never felt proud of her country until her husband started winning elections.

Lie much, Sarah?

Barack Obama seems to believe this, too. Certainly his wife expressed this view when she said during the 2008 campaign that she had never felt proud of her country until her husband started winning elections. In retrospect, I guess this shouldn’t surprise us, since both of them spent almost two decades in the pews of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s church listening to his rants against America and white people.

I swear to God, that’s the first thing that woman has ever said that made my jaw literally drop open. How vile.

I thought this book was supposed to be “uplifting” observations on the genius of the Founders and excerpts from Sarah’s favorite political writers—not another 200-page compilation of horseshit neurotic projections and Snooki’s pathological need to spin “American Exceptionalism” out of her own tragic embrace of uninformed, bigoted ordinariness.

Classic Rovian tactic. Attack your enemy with your OWN weakness.

Todd hates America so much he actively conspired to overthrow its government.

Sarah has a scary black preacher of her own.

Dear Sarah: Eat my fuck.

The publishing company called it America By Heart because “Crap I spewed out during my failed bid to get in the house at the Naval Observatory” just didn’t flow.

In Todd’s defense, I suspect he doesn’t like being Palin’s Yupik Friend.

Also, this is one reason I hope she DOES win the nomination - because to see this evil piece of shit get her ass kicked to the curb by the black dude would be sweet. You betcha. Too.

Now that I re-read that, Sarah just admitted to miscegenation of the species. That could lose her the South in 2016.

Watch yourself, Betty. Snooki’s upset:

The publishing world is LEAKING out-of-context excerpts of my book w/out my permission? Isn’t that illegal?

Talk to your publisher, Snooki.

@ Strange—I think that Tweet was damage control with American Idol fans who might have interpreted another excerpt as critical of the show. I don’t think Snooki minds dissemination of her thesis that the POTUS, FLOTUS and AG are whitey haters.

Jesus H. Christ. So the Snowbilly Grifter is unaccustomed to the concept of “Fair Use?” Maybe she could talk to a guy who actually wrote two bestsellers on his own—I believe she can find him in a Big White House in Washington.

She should ask Joe Miller. He’s not working.

Funny how SnowBlind’s incredibly (ahem) liberal reading of the 1st Am. doesn’t include this sort of thing.

Jesus H. Christ. So the Snowbilly Grifter is unaccustomed to the concept of “Fair Use?” Maybe she could talk to a guy who actually wrote two bestsellers on his own—I believe she can find him in a Big White House in Washington.

She lives next door to a best-selling author. She can just ask him.

He was born a poor black child

...and she was born cerebrally challenged.

  He was born a poor black child

...and she was born cerebrally challenged.

And they’re cops!  This fall on FOX!

Some intrepid reporter needs to ask the Yupik relatives what they think of LaPalin.

Oh yeah, she gets along with the cousins! Sure! Beware if she starts to claim that she chewed the hides and dried the fish!  The first is hard on the onlays, the second is hard on the manicure.
Oh yeah. We is all be-yoooo-tiful people in the bee-yootiful America!  Sure.  That’s why Todd joined that stupid group AIP.  Joe Vogler is spinnin’ in his grave.

“new American awakening”

Shouldn’t all those words be capitalized?

Does Pay-lin hate the New American Awakening?

  He was born a poor black child

  ...and she was born cerebrally challenged.

And they’re cops!  This fall on FOX!

Zandar FTW.

Well, as someone said,“Stupid knows no color.”

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