I’ve really grown to despise James Carville.

Hey, he doesn’t want to do anything to jeopardize his access to that sweet, sweet Matalin honey pot.
(I just made myself throw up, if it makes you feel better.)

Mmmmmm, Matalin honey.  On toast.

Ew.

My new nickname for Carville from now on will be “Indonesian Shrimp”.

Since her mother taught her to scrub her kitchen counter with a toothbrush, perhaps Mary could put her superior scrubbing skills to work in the Gulf alongside the Bumpit Pundit.

I’ve always assumed that with his love for the sound of his own voice and his marriage to Mary Monsterlin, anything that you share with Carville is instantly transmitted to the RNC.

The smartest thing that Obama did was make sure he was on the OUTSIDE of any closed door.

Old Skeletor is a pathetic excuse for a human being. When he appears with his wife on news talk shows, he always comes off badly. Why he’s still around and talking in public is a puzzle to me. He needs to take the “Democrat” affiliation from his name.

I have no use for Carville, except for his resemblance to Hunter Thompson.

Matalin I find curiously attractive. I hope there’s a pill for that.

Yep, it’s time to have the debate about how safe it is to drill for oil underwater or in very sensitive areas.  I’d like this debate to take place with an ever-changing background of all the dead, dying, and suffering wildlife that BP won’t let be photographed or reported on.

his resemblance to Hunter Thompson

Oh, they could be twins, except for one thing: HST was cremated.

You know, I’m very, very grateful to Carville for his part in getting Bill Clinton in to the White House. Very.

But my gratitude is not limitless. In fact, I’m pretty sure the gratitude tank was on empty quite a while back. Go ‘way now, James.

I have no use for Carville, except for his resemblance to Hunter Thompson.

Matalin I find curiously attractive. I hope there’s a pill for that.

I’ve never cared for him either.

Although I do really enjoy the caricature version of him they came up with for SNL this past season.

G, I kinda liked Billy Bob Thornton’s take on him in Primary Colors.

G, I kinda liked Billy Bob Thornton’s take on him in Primary Colors.

Ya know, I always meant to check out that movie, and then forgot before getting around to it.  I’ll have to put it back on the list. Thanks.

Oh, they could be twins, except for one thing: HST was cremated.

And fired out of a cannon. Maybe we could skip the cremation part with Carville.

Tom, only if we’re aiming the cannon at Matalin. That would be poetic. Somehow.

Matalin I find curiously attractive. I hope there’s a pill for that.

I imagine talking to her in person would take care of that in about 5 minutes or under.

I wish just once someone would ask the Carvilles if they’ve signed up for clean up training yet.