Hey Betty, it’s Me, God.

Just wait til you see what I have planned for Pat.

Love,
God

PS Thanks for the chuckle.  It’s been a tough day.

Last time he pulled this shit, God sent a hurricane to Virginia Beach and took out his transmitter. Just sayin’.

RE: Fox Nation—you mean Obama responded faster to the destruction of a city and possible deaths of tens of thousands of people than he did to a guy who set fire to his own pee-pee on a plane? Jeebus! Priorities, Obama, priorities, man!

My brother, Elgin, told me this about a year ago. I was a bit taken aback. After some discussion about who wrote up the contract and who in Haiti signed it I asked what they were supposed to get in return, wealth, power etc….?

You would have thought I asked him my to turn my fingers into jelly beans. The look on was face was like that of a dog who hears an odd noise and tilts their head to the side to get a better listen.

The thought had never occurred to him. Actually not a lot of thoughts occur to him other than borrowing money he’ll never pay back. Cheers All, J.

You just know that waste of skin was disappointed by the lack of carnage in Cali. Hearing that Haiti got nailed must have made his day.

We’ve got fault lines out here too Pat, and Va. is full of caves. You might want to StFu.

Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country”

Medium-skinned blacks can take a hike.

If the next election cycle doesn’t come with tons of ads showing various reThugs kowtowing to Rush along with some of his choice quotes, I’m going to be VERY PISSED.

Where are the moderate Muslims?

After watching coverage on the nightly news and seeing how completely devastated Port-au-Prince is, how badly injured the people are, and how the desperate survivors are simply begging for help, I cannot read the words of Robertson or Limbaugh without feeling a burning rage seer my heart.

Pack up these degenerate blowhards and drop them into the middle of the devastation. Then they can talk to me about what’s going on there.

Goddammit, they are despicable.

Shep Smith clearly doesn’t belong on Fox.

At difficult times like these, even skeptics can turn to prayer.

Fortunately, the Christian Broadcasting Network has Prayer Operators standing by!

1-800-759-0700

Why don’t you give them a call and ask them to join you in a prayer for Pat Robertson?

I did, and I feel much better now.

wow.  just wow.

In a related story, Pat Robertson was killed today in a freak accident at the Virginia Beach, VA Christian Broadcasting Network studios when a Haiti-bound military cargo plane accidentally deployed a pallet of medical supplies while flying over the sprawling CBN complex and Regent University campus located there.

The pallet crashed through the roof of the studio and crushed Robertson during a taping of Robertson’s The 700 Club, just as Robertson was clarifying controversial comments he made yesterday.

Investigators are puzzling over a cryptic note attached to the pallet, reading, “This one’s for Betty.”

Miraculously, no one else was injured.