Hob-Gobblers

There’s just something so awesome about attack turkeys:

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Rock on, Wattled Warriors.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/13/11 at 08:03 AM • Permalink

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Excellent! My avian mind ray is working exactly as I planned.

Soon, you will all live in fear of…The Master Baster.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 10/13/11 at 09:39 AM

Hey, turnabout is fair play, ya know.  If chickens can come home to roost, then surely avengers for the yearly Thanksgiving massacre can come home to wreak vengeance.

Comment by Janicket on 10/13/11 at 10:49 AM

I was cracking up at the reporter’s monologue as she was being chased. “My god, it’s true!”

I was once attacked by a swan at Disney World as a kid. Still have nightmares about it. That fucker was as tall as I was.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 10/13/11 at 10:53 AM

“That’s for eating my Uncle Waldo last Thanksgiving. [Peck peck peck] And that’s for eating my cousin Pat the year before that, bitch.”

Comment by J. on 10/13/11 at 11:25 AM

The hypocrites will be first against the wall.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 10/13/11 at 11:31 AM

Ah, the turkeys have finally caught on to what fall brings for them and they are mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!

Viva la turkey revolution…gobbble…gobble!

Beware - they will chase you down, peck you to death and then tar you in your own cranberry sauce…

Comment by G on 10/13/11 at 02:54 PM
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