What a creepy looking teabagger.  I see a couple of wetsuits and a dildo in his future.

Shh! 

The teabaggers must never know how much we liebruls fear the Hoffmeister.

If they understood how he demoralizes socialists we’d never hear the end of him.  It would be Doug Hoffman 24/7 on Fox News forever reliving the moment when ACORN thugs planted one of their many empty malt liquor bottles where a staffer would run over it, thereby stealing the election for the Demonrat.

The righteousness of his cause would cause a wave of teabagging frenzy unlike any the world has yet seen.

His charisma and warmth would wrap the teabaggers in a fluffy vision of freedom from the tyranny of essential government services.

For God’s sake, Kevin, don’t encourage them to unleash the power of Doug Hoffman, America’s Finest Spokesmodel for Freedom.

True story.  A Hoffman attack ad aired one time in the classic “Candidate A hates puppies/Candidate B loves puppies” style.  The “bad” photo of Representative-Elect Owens looked better than the “good” photo of Hoffman.  And it was followed by an Owens attack ad—that used the same photo of Hoffman. 

I think part of the lesson is—don’t nominate someone who looks like the bastard offspring of a worm and a corpse.

Bloody hells. If I saw that coming towards me in the restroom, I’d run out.

Well, not run. More a waddling, skipping motion, because I would NOT stop to pull up my pants.

“Ask me about Amway!”

A relative?

Wasn’t he one of the Strangers in Dark City?

Wasn’t he one of the Strangers in Dark City?
Comment by OneMadClown on 11/05/09 at 06:27 AM

Brilliant!  LOL!

He should get his teeth cleaned and whitened; eeeuuuwww!