Honey badger don’t care

Am I the only one who hasn’t already seen this? The honey badger is one bad-ass critter!

Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/20/11 at 06:20 AM • Permalink

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And here I thought it was a Glee reference.

Holy crap, it really does NOT give a shit.

Elementary school nature films today are sooo much better than the crap I was forced to watch. I’d be a million times smarter today if every science film from 1947 forward had been narrated by Charles Nelson Reilly.

Yeah, I saw it a little while ago, but can watch it multiple times. I am hoping that the Badger State shows some Honey Badger Bad-Assitude towards the GOP in Wisconsin.

It eats larva! That’s disgusting!

hee hee

Hilarious!

I think I’ll add that to my list of non-sequitor retorts to fuck with people.  Next time I have to listen to some dumb-ass wailing about some ignorant whatever, I’ll just say, “The Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit.  The Honey Badger is bad-ass.”

Can we haz honey badger for Prez?

I thin k we should take a truckload of honey badgers to the GOP nominating convention and turn them loose on the floor.  Would that be badass or what?

Janicket, I like the way you think!

I think we should take a truckload of honey badgers to the GOP nominating convention and turn them loose on the floor.

I must object to this plan. Not only would chomping on GOPers cause extreme gastric distress to the honey badgers, I don’t like to think about what would happen if the poor little critters wandered into the men’s bathroom.

Hunger Tallest Palin is right. Sure, a honey badger can shrug off a cobra bite - but that’s nothing compared to the power of family-values proponent perversion.

...or did you mean the horrorific stench of post-consumer Cheetos and Double Downs would kill off the poor wee beasties? Also a concern.

All valid concerns, my friends; but let’s face it:  If a critter that can shrug off a cobra bite can’t handle mass quantities of Republicans, what can?  If not honey badgers, then what will it take to eradicate this plague among us?

I ay we loose the honey badgers at the convention dressed in armor made of tiny Bibles and American flag capes made in China.  That should slow down any counterattack long enough for the PETA medics to rush in and rescue any honey badgers overcome by the noxious fumes.

That should slow down any counterattack long enough for the PETA medics to rush in and rescue any honey badgers overcome by the noxious fumes.

You’ve really thought this out. Let’s go for it.

Also, I want to see the honey badgers running around in full GOPer drag.

That should slow down any counterattack long enough for the PETA medics to rush in and rescue any honey badgers overcome by the noxious fumes.

Yeah, except they’d “rescue” the honey badgers by giving them lethal injections.

Yeah, except they’d “rescue” the honey badgers by giving them lethal injections.

Hmmmmmmmm…......... Probably true; but then, would it be safe to release back to the wild any honey badger that had drunk of GOP ichor?

I fully support the honey badger GOP convention plan.  Between cobras and larva, they’ll be all set.

Missed by -> <- this much.  Edit it down by about half and that would’ve been killer. It went on too long.

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