We Are Hereby Resolved To Have A Hopey New Year!

    Hopey New Year!

The corks have popped, the confetti’s thrown, the revels have faded into the watery grey light of a January morning. Is it not time to take stock, to assess where we may have gone off the rails, to try to set matters aright, to resolve to make amends and start anew? There are, after all, certain members of the blogosphere who have been done hard by, and have expressed an interest in letting bygones be bygones, if their offenders would only apologise.

That’s all. Not such a much. Just a little apology. Little one.
Anybody?

 

All right. I’ll start.

I’ve thought about it ever since a certain January day last year, and I think it’s high time I apologised to Kevin, for not posting nearly enough about the petulance and stupidity of delusional Hillaryphiles outside the you-know-whos, since nobody remembers who they are any more except us.

And I hereby resolve to pay more attention to which polibloggers are whining, where, and how much, the better to laugh at them.

Apologise for voting for the guy who ended the gag order rule, as opposed to the guy whose veep pick made voters of conscience gag uncontrollably? In a cocked hat, Teabagging memekissers!

All right, fellow Roastazons and Roasters, what are you willing to do in the new year for the confusion of our enemies and the glory of the brand?

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 01/01/10 at 01:27 AM • Permalink

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My humble prediction for 2010.

I’ll let y’all figure out the analogy.

Comment by jeffinfremont (formerly Pumalicious!) on 01/01/10 at 02:24 AM

Mrs. Polly Blingee! Yay!

I apologize to my co-bloggers for frequently bumping their excellent and thoughtful front-page posts with my own dumb movie metaphors and truly shitty Photoshop graphics, and I swear I will never do that again in just a couple of minutes to Mrs. Polly or anyone else, ever, soon.

Your Blingee is magnetically compelling me to be giddy and hopeful once again, Mrs. P!

AGGREGATE THE DISAPPOINTMENT! CASH THE CHECKS FROM AXELROD! RUMPA HAKA! STALKA HAKA! FOR ODIN AND ASGARD!

I humbly beg the forgiveness of everyone I meant to insult, offend or denigrate but neglected to insult, offend or denigrate because I was too busy insulting, offending or denigrating some other WATB, fReichtard, pantswetter or total nutjob.

I promise to be more attentive to everyone’s needs in the new decade.

I promise to be more attentive to everyone’s needs in the new decade.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

I also apologize to Strange. Look baby, I promise not to fall asleep right after wards, hog all the blankets and snore so hard the plaster cracks. Now fix me a sammich. [fart]

I apologize for everyone who has to read a Chris Muir comic to understand just what I’m pissed about today.  That said, I’m not going to stop.

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