I dare you…

...to come up with a dumber “action sequence” than this one from Hard Ticket to Hawaii (tagline: “This Ain’t No Hula!”):

Take the challenge in the comments. Video links appreciated if available. Spoiler alerts where required.

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/28/09 at 12:31 PM • Permalink

Categories: Movies • Skull Hampers • YouTubidity •

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I’ll bite:

Monkey lands plane on carrier

Comment by Ralph Dosser on 02/28/09 at 01:21 PM

No way, man.  That scene is so full of unadulterated awesome I can’t even begin to explain it.

Okay, I’ll try:  Skateboarding, off-center ponytails, blowup dolls, pectoralis muscles, rocket launchers, ROCKET LAUNCHERS!!!, gratuitous violence, totally unnecessary second rocket launch attack on aforementioned blowup doll…I challenge you to come up with a better action sequence!

Comment by t4toby on 02/28/09 at 02:03 PM

off-center ponytails

t4toby for the win!

Comment by Kevin K. on 02/28/09 at 02:26 PM

No hula indeed.

Comment by Judas Peckerwood on 02/28/09 at 03:57 PM

Really, it’s quite an achievement, bronze medalling the first time out. Am I disappointed? No, Hot Ticket to Hawaii was favored going in—I mean, you saw that bazooka—-they were tough competitors, and I’m just pleased to represent my country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oraONu7Jp_Y

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/28/09 at 04:19 PM

How about some NINJA ACTION?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4s6zFVm9qI

Oh, and the thing that makes Hard Ticket To Hawaii so good is that the WHOLE MOVIE is like that.

Comment by Lancelot Link on 02/28/09 at 08:53 PM

I can’t believe I have to bust out teh Undefeatable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

Comment by Pumalicious! on 02/28/09 at 10:04 PM

Pumalicious -

Wow. That was the ultimate. There can be no more fight scenes, ever.

Comment by Brad Mays on 03/01/09 at 12:03 AM

Shit, anything from Takashi Miike beats that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_cjQLiplI

sorry, I forget how to do the link thing.

Comment by Bonnach on 03/01/09 at 01:57 AM

“Shit, anything from Takashi Miike beats that. ”

Holy shit, that scene was pretty intense.

Comment by The prophet Nostradumbass on 03/01/09 at 02:30 AM

I was joking, of course.

Comment by Brad Mays on 03/01/09 at 02:53 PM
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