I hate these fucking people

If you thought you could never hate Republicans more than you currently do, let me introduce you to Gabriel “Less Taxes, More War” Schwartz:

[via Wonkette]

MORE: I didn’t read all of the Wonkette post before I grabbed the video. Best. Mickey-Slipping. Ever. Seriously, read it. It’ll make your day.

UPDATE: I wonder if he called the “Hurt Hotline” after he woke up. I guarantee he was seeing red. (Yes, that’s Gabriel Schwartz on the left.)

Posted by Kevin K. on 09/16/08 at 09:07 AM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Election '08 • St. McSame • Bedwetters • Nutters • Sarah Palin • War In Error • Skull Hampers • YouTubidity •

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Sounds like that hooker planted a flag in Gabriel’s ass.

Comment by Cello on 09/16/08 at 09:40 AM

Is that guy high or something? What an ass…

Comment by Ripley on 09/16/08 at 09:47 AM

Also, he certainly appears to be fighting age, why isn’t he in Iraq or Afghanistan?

Comment by Ripley on 09/16/08 at 09:49 AM

I dont know what Mccain is doing with Palin, this guy seems like a shoe-in for VP.

Comment by dobbs on 09/16/08 at 09:49 AM

God, what a douchebag. And WTF was he doing with $120K in cash and jewelry in a hotel room anyway? Score one for the hookers, LOL.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 09/16/08 at 10:06 AM

Here’s more info on our boy Gabe:
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/16/meet- gop-delegates/

Gabriel Schwartz

Age: 28

Occupation: Attorney, president of the law offices of Sandomire & Schwartz, a five-attorney firm

City: Denver

Family: Single

Pets: None

Years in Colorado: Lived in Colorado most of my life

Most admire: I respect Mike Coffman, the secretary of state, as he has served our party for many years and has served in the military.

How did you campaign? I believe I was elected based upon my experience and dedication to our party.

Dream ticket: McCain-Romney

First political experience: Luncheons with the Colorado Republican Business Coalition at the old Petroleum Club in the Qwest tower when I was a student at the University of Colorado.

First presidential vote: George W. Bush in 2000

Comment by JasonM on 09/16/08 at 10:24 AM

See? 28, respects military service… Oh, wait - he’s one of those Luncheon Lieutenants.

Go Fighting Chow Hounds! Hoo-ah!

Comment by Ripley on 09/16/08 at 10:49 AM

Wow, just like Palin. Doesn’t hesitate or blink. These people are wired to be morons.

Comment by Morse on 09/16/08 at 11:38 AM

According to the source article,.

The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said.

He actually traveled with all this shit? Either he’s committing insurance fraud or he’s the world’s most reckless cross-dresser.

Comment by Steve M. on 09/16/08 at 12:15 PM

GAAAAAHHH!!!!! I can’t believe this jerk is from Colorado!!! Ok. Maybe I can. In other Colorado news both Palin and Obama spoke here yesterday to big crowds. Palin spoke at the Jefferson County Fairgrounds, a mega-red part of the metro area and, per the Rocky Mtn News, “the McCain Campaign estimated the crowd .. at 5,000, although the building was only half-full.” Hmmm. I think this is the largest building there. Or they might have had it here. Meantime the estimate of Obama’s crowds (5,800 in Grand Junction and 13,500 in Pueblo) were per the local sheriffs’ offices. And trust me these outlying cities/towns are very, very red. Truthiness issues with the McCain Campaign again? Or just trying to push Sarah back up the slippery downslide of that Hype Cycle?

Comment by marindenver on 09/16/08 at 12:24 PM

Yay, my links finally work! Thanks, poputonian, for the tutoring session.

Comment by marindenver on 09/16/08 at 12:26 PM

Just one more thing on the crowd size truthiness issue: Don’t have a link but I saw recently that the campaign was saying McCain spoke to a crowd of 10,000 when he gave his speech in a building that only held 3,500. And it wasn’t full. Liar, liar, pants on fire . . .

Comment by marindenver on 09/16/08 at 12:29 PM

Thank God for tranny hookers.

Comment by Tom65 on 09/16/08 at 12:36 PM

I saw recently that the campaign was saying McCain spoke to a crowd of 10,000 when he gave his speech in a building that only held 3,500. And it wasn’t full. Liar, liar, pants on fire . . .

I saw that too—I believe it was on Rachel Maddow. I’m kind of puzzled by this new gambit. Didn’t McCain just spend all summer mocking Obama for drawing large crowds?