I hate these fucking people

If you thought you could never hate Republicans more than you currently do, let me introduce you to Gabriel “Less Taxes, More War” Schwartz:

[via Wonkette]

MORE: I didn’t read all of the Wonkette post before I grabbed the video. Best. Mickey-Slipping. Ever. Seriously, read it.  It’ll make your day.

UPDATE: I wonder if he called the “Hurt Hotline” after he woke up.  I guarantee he was seeing red. (Yes, that’s Gabriel Schwartz on the left.)

Posted by Kevin K. on 09/16/08 at 10:07 AM • Permalink

Here’s more info on our boy Gabe:
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/16/meet- gop-delegates/

Gabriel Schwartz

Age: 28

Occupation: Attorney, president of the law offices of Sandomire & Schwartz, a five-attorney firm

City: Denver

Family: Single

Pets: None

Years in Colorado: Lived in Colorado most of my life

Most admire: I respect Mike Coffman, the secretary of state, as he has served our party for many years and has served in the military.

How did you campaign? I believe I was elected based upon my experience and dedication to our party.

Dream ticket: McCain-Romney

First political experience: Luncheons with the Colorado Republican Business Coalition at the old Petroleum Club in the Qwest tower when I was a student at the University of Colorado.

First presidential vote: George W. Bush in 2000

According to the source article,.

The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said.

He actually traveled with all this shit? Either he’s committing insurance fraud or he’s the world’s most reckless cross-dresser.

GAAAAAHHH!!!!! I can’t believe this jerk is from Colorado!!!  Ok.  Maybe I can.  In other Colorado news both Palin and Obama spoke here yesterday to big crowds.  Palin spoke at the Jefferson County Fairgrounds, a mega-red part of the metro area and, per the Rocky Mtn News, “the McCain Campaign estimated the crowd .. at 5,000, although the building was only half-full.”  Hmmm.  I think this is the largest building there.  Or they might have had it here.  Meantime the estimate of Obama’s crowds (5,800 in Grand Junction and 13,500 in Pueblo) were per the local sheriffs’ offices.  And trust me these outlying cities/towns are very, very red.  Truthiness issues with the McCain Campaign again?  Or just trying to push Sarah back up the slippery downslide of that Hype Cycle?

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