“I Like Ham” Man Canned at Palin’s Boston Teabagger Party

I Like Ham

It was time to move into action. I lifted up my sign reading I LIKE HAM, high over my head. Now, this thing really was huge. I bought the largest foam board I could find at Staples, then pasted on enormous orange flourescent letters. The sign could be seen from space. I had it facing backwards, toward the crowd, so everyone could enjoy it, but apparently there was a lot of prejudice towards ham.

I heard a wave of chuckles, then murmuring, then an angry buzz. “MOVE YOUR SIGN!” someone shouted a minute later. How could Tea Party members not like ham? I thought to myself, since it was clear that many of them ate it several times daily. They can’t be talking to me.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 04/15/10 at 09:57 AM • Permalink

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Kevin, the guy deserves some kind of medal; that crowd of baggy hatriots, while listening to speeches flattering themselves about how non-violent and mischaracterized they are, actually beat him up.

And stole his watch!

He also got a picture of a woman holding this sign:

April 15th
Government Wallet Rape Day

I know it would be tempting to walk up to her and say, “You know what is like rape? Rape is like rape, you buffoon,” but to be fair, paying taxes is terribly traumatic for people who consider their wallets to be part of their bodies.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 04/15/10 at 10:47 AM

April 15th
Government Wallet Rape Day

Hmm, by teabag logic, that must mean that taxpayers invited this rape upon themselves by walking around looking affluent and carrying so much money in their wallets.