I love aimai

But then, I’ve always loved aimai. This, is quintessentially her:

Obama’s black, McCain’s white. Obama’s young, McCain’s old. Obama’s an egotist, so McCain must not have any ego at all. Of course Miss Mallard Fillmore [Joan Vennocchi] doesn’t fill in all the blanks correctly—McCain’s a son of privilege whose father’s family dominated his life; Obama’s the son of a rejecting, abandoning father who was never there for him. McCain’s mother always did everything society expected of her and remained at ease in her privileged surroundings; Obama’s mother never did. McCain failed upwards through school and the military, unable to deviate from the family line. Obama is a self made man. McCain’s family protected him from the consequences of his own behavior, Obama’s family couldn’t. Obama is faithfully married to the beautiful and dynamic young mother of his children. McCain is unfaithfully married to the drugged out, sad eyed, former barbie known as his own ex-mistress. Michelle shops at Target (while channeling Jackie!) while Cindy travels with her own stylist on her own private plane. I’ll go one further because its going to come up at the Rick Warren Come to Jesus—Obama’s a committed christian who accepted jeezus christ on a cracker in his life, personally. McCain, not so much. Obama sat in a church pew for twenty years listening to something. McCain did not. See, contrasts!

Bliss.

Posted by poputonian on 07/22/08 at 03:45 PM • Permalink

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