Who’s the lucky fucker that got to punch her?

It probably broke when she unhinged it to swallow her dinner: a live rat.

It probably broke when she unhinged it to swallow her dinner: a live rat human.

Fixed.

It probably broke when she unhinged it to swallow her dinner: a live <strike>rat</strike> <strike>human</strike> liberal.

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no God wants nothing to do with this degenerate, but there is a devil and he is extracting his pound of flesh…or shall I say jaw for the 15 mins of famewhoring that the retard.

Is it me or have we been seeing less of Coulter for the past yr or two? I mean she was all out after 9/11, going everywhere and talking about burning Muslims and having sex with fugly GOP grandpa’s.But like after 2005, it was like she almost disappeared.

It probably broke when she unhinged it to swallow <strike>her dinner: a live</strike> <strike>rat</strike> <strike>human</strike> <strike>liberal</strike> Obama.

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As much as I want to believe this is true—Coulter and I share a hometown, which is an eternal shame—I don’t buy it.

I find it more plausible that she was assaulted by a 7-foot Obama supporter and escaped with minor injuries. (Ideally, she’d have the letter k carved into her cheek. The mark of Kaus!)

But who knows? Sometimes funny things happen to horrible people.

Oh, my!  This must have been a casualty of the War on Christmas.

Ideally, she’d have the letter k carved into her cheek.

ts, you scared me for a second there.

As much as I want to believe this is true—Coulter and I share a hometown, which is an eternal shame—I don’t buy it.

But-but-but—the New York Post printed it! It must be true!

I’m calling adam’s apple reduction surgery.

I’m calling adam’s apple reduction surgery.

Fadge wins the thread!

I’m calling adam’s apple reduction surgery.

I vote for no broken jaw, but a deranged attempt by Annie to lose ten pounds.  She seems just the type to be obsessed with being thin.

I had a class mate in high school who was bulimic. As a last ditch effort to stop the purging,her parents gave the docs permission to wire her jaws shut. It actually worked,along with megatons of nutrition and even more amounts of therapy.

Treatment for an eating disorder would explain Ann’s diminished public appearences.

Holy crap, everybody I’ve known who had their jaw wired closed lost a bunch o’ weight. If Komrade Koulter loses a bunch o’ weight she’ll be like that alien chick on Star Trek who turned sideways, collapsed and disappeared.

As goes the soul, therefore follows the body?

Apple throb.

Thanks a lot Kevin, I just threw up all over my Yanket.  If I become bulimic as a result of seeing that I am taking your Yanket ass to court!

Now if Rush Limbaugh would finally get laryngitis…

Associated Content reported it was a nasty fall. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person [/snark].

Associated Content reported it was a nasty fall.

She fell?  Does she have Jay Leno’s chin?

(From personal experience - getting hit in the chin is how I broke my jaw many years ago)

Following up - perhaps she was falling-down drunk?

Apple throb.

Ewww. Just. Ewww.

Well, I can;t take the same joy from this as others, simply because I stopped caring about this woman years ago when she made constant appearances on Maher’s show.

Now, if Hannity gets punched in the face or Limbaugh gets his ass kicked by a bunch of Parkinson’s patients, I’ll be all over it. Until then, please enjoy ...

[Must not laugh, must not laugh, must not - bwahahaha snort mmmph snerk - laugh]

Hunger Tallest, considering who we’re talking about I don’t see anything irresponsible in laughing our arses off!!  In the Intertubes traditions isn’t that ROTFLMAO!!

Little Annie Trannie (sorry real trannies—-but you know no number of hormones could ever feminize la Coulter)became less popular after she smeared the 911 widows. After that, I think even her defenders (invariably described as “staunch”)took another look at her and said, “You know?....Maybe not.”

At the height of her popularity, she was at the outside of what popular culture considers an acceptable age for running around in limp blonde locks and little black minis. She did commit the sin of ageing, which is unpardonable for a woman in modern American culture unless she is Helen Thomas or Meryl Streep. That being the case, Annie should have emulated her lookalike Rod Stewart and gone for the mellow repertoire. You can’t be that obnoxious without being decorative.

A far superior lunatic gun-totin’ conservative writer, schoolmarmy-looking Florence King, never was asked to appear on any show that I ever heard of. Unlike Annie, King is hilarious, intentionally.

If there was a God, he/she/it would have broken her fingers too, leaving her to kvetch using eyerolls alone.

Yours,

NowAnAgnostic