Idiot ditty peddler Ray Stevens is now completely sucking while SHITTING ON THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Extra sucky Ray “I Suck” Stevens continues to suck, this time while wearing silly hats and exhibiting laugh-a-minute, hip-swingin’ xenophobia:

And his publicist Elroy is still wiping his filthy tea bags with the Wikipedias:

On May 13, 2010 Stevens issued new music on the various social network sites such as You Tube. The music video titled Come to the USA is about illegal immigration and the decades long passive attitude from the Federal Government with regards to the epidemic. The song comes from Stevens’ We The People CD, released on April 1, 2010. It’s purely coincidental that by the end of April the state of Arizona would be embroiled in an illegal immigration debate. The debate was ignited when that state’s Governor, Jan Brewer, signed into law an illegal immigration bill, Arizona SB1070. Following this action, protests and boycotts from several liberal leaning communities and groups against Arizona became elevated nationally. Such national elevation of boycotts and protests is a typical smear tactic used by any opposing group. The goal of this kind of smear campaign when referring to the illegal immigration law, specifically, is to downplay favorable responses and in the process play up any negative reaction and as a result spin doctors work to make a minority point of view appear to be the majority point of view through repetition of negative sound bites.

Depending on the political bent of any news organization or blog this style of smearing the opposition has become the norm. Stevens’ music video taps into the mess that’s illegal immigration and through irony and sarcasm the song lashes out at America’s lax attitude when it comes to protecting the borders.

“Such national elevation of boycotts and protests is a typical smear tactic used by any opposing group.” Ha ha! Ring any bells? [h/t StrangeAppar8us]

UPDATE: Ray Stevens should really reconsider that Twitter feed on his official web site. If you have a Twitter account, it would be really mean of you to Tweet terrible things about him using his full name…

Posted by Kevin K. on 05/19/10 at 12:23 PM • Permalink

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Ahh, but it’s different when you’re an entitled white asshole.

Who votes the right way. Can’t leave that part out.

Comment by John Ball on 05/19/10 at 12:44 PM

He does realize Hawaii is a state, right? I’m just trying to figure out the character paddling to the US in a Hawaiian shirt. Maybe it’s explained later in the song. I only watched about a minute of it before being so overwhelmed by the suckitude that I had to turn it off.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 05/19/10 at 12:47 PM

Foreigners are funny in all of their three major (non-stereotypical) strains: the cigar-smoking Cuban, the shifty Arab Sheik and the stupid Mexican in a Crazy Mariachi Sombrero!

Plus, the joke’s on them because the only other countries they could emigrate to are run by EVEN LOWER FORMS OF HUMAN LIFE than they are.

Ray Stevens is one of the few comic geniuses who truly “gets” America’s love for demeaning ethnic caricatures, and our national pride at being the FAT WHITE FLAG-FUCKING YAHOOS WHO GOT TO RUN THE PLANET FOR 60 YEARS BECAUSE WE WERE THE LAST ONES TO GET INTO WWII, AND THE FIRST ONES TO DEVELOP THE BOMB.

Ray Stevens makes me laugh, because I hate the same DISEASED PROTO-HUMAN SLIME he hates, and because “being an American citizen” gives me a Total Pass for being an uneducated, pompous hick who tips 2% at restaurants and shits in a handkerchief so I can “sweeten” my Survival Seed Compost Heap when I get home.

Keep on writing the same song again and again, Ray! They all sound “new” to me!

Sincerely,

T. Bagg Patriot

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 05/19/10 at 01:02 PM

I got into this morning on Facebook with people polluting the White House threads on Calderon’s visit with their racism.

I said that while illegal immigration and crime in the border states are actually down, AZ could do whatever it wanted, and that we in California would continue to reap the rewards of immigrants’ net positive contribution to our economy, and that we welcomed all the wealthy tourists from Latin America who used to go to Scottsdale and Sedona to come visit Palm Springs and Napa instead and shop in our luxury retailers.

You would think I was speaking Urdu. None of them could conceive that everthing I said reflected life on this planet. It’s a war zone on the border! There are no people with any money south of the border! Immigrants steal our jobs and they’re also stupid smelly and lazy!

And these are people who follow The White House and/or Barack Obama.

Comment by Allan on 05/19/10 at 01:10 PM

How the hell is a boycott a “smear tactic/campaign”?

Oh, Reginald… I disagree!

Comment by Ripley on 05/19/10 at 01:22 PM

Oh, so the character in the Hawaiian shirt was supposed to be a Cuban? What an asshole! Everyone knows all male Cubans wear guayabera shirts 24/7/365. And besides, Cubans rowing boats across the Florida Straits are noble freedom fighters fleeing commie oppression, not dumb brown foreigners who deserve to become shark bait like other Caribbean refugees.

Stevens is too fucking stupid to even keep stereotypes and wingnut memes straight! I wonder if it’s too late for Stevens and Victoria Jackson to mate and produce offspring. They could set human evolution back a few thousand years at least.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 05/19/10 at 01:24 PM

Betty, I think our brains are tuned to the same channel. I was picturing Glenn Beck and Andrew Breitbart teaming up to produce a new generation of Right-thinking American entertainers by breeding Ray and Victoria.

It’s weird how we think alike.

How many fingers am I holding up right now?

Comment by Allan on 05/19/10 at 01:43 PM

@Betty & Allan

Lisping pussy-wax-strip Andrew Breitbart fantasizes about being a man, punching Sean Penn and laying down his life for Rush Limbaugh.

Unfortunately, there are no “woman” fantasies cited here. Probably the closest Andrew will come to reproducing is that time he jacked-off into Pam Geller’s clutch at CPAC.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 05/19/10 at 01:49 PM

I totally want Ray Stevens to go to this show and get his ass kicked.

Actually, I want everyone who is anywhere near New York to see this show. I will keep plugging it until you report. That means YOU, Kevin! ;)

Comment by Oblomova on 05/19/10 at 01:55 PM

Is he basically saying it’s bad that we’re not as oppressive as North Korea and Iran? Not that that would be any surprise, of course, I’m just seeking clarification here.

Comment by Steve M. on 05/19/10 at 02:17 PM

@Strange:

Presented without comment.

Comment by Allan on 05/19/10 at 02:26 PM

@Steve M.—Yes. In his wry, ironic way, Stevens is making the case that America could learn a thing or two about national sovereignty and self-respect from Kim Jong-Il, Ahmadinejad and whatever Wacky Camo-Crew is currently controlling Sudan.

Ray sings it like he sees it, warts and all!

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 05/19/10 at 02:29 PM

I continue to regret the fact that I thought “Gitarzan” rocked when I was nine.

Comment by Steve M. on 05/19/10 at 02:46 PM

@Steve M.—So did we all. In fact, many music historians are convinced that the release date of “Gitarzan” was the “day” Don McLean was referring to in “American Pie.”

Ray Stevens is embedded in the fabric of American Decrepitism! Go, Ray!

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 05/19/10 at 03:14 PM

Oh, so the character in the Hawaiian shirt was supposed to be a Cuban?

That was my first take. But after watching this a dozen times, I believe it’s actually a Miami Jew…which probably makes more sense from Stevens’ perspective.

I apologize for jumping the gun.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 05/19/10 at 04:01 PM

Ray Stevens music sucks; sucks now, sucked in the past, and will continue to suck well into the future. It’s that last one that gives me pause; we didn’t send any of his crap on the Voyager deep space probe did we?

Comment by StringonaStick on 05/19/10 at 04:14 PM

He has one great idea. All businesses that hire illegal immigrants should be fined into oblivion. Anyone that knowingly hires or harbors and illegal immigrant should be put to death as an enemy combatant.!!!!!!