If I ever taught a class on how to write polisnark…

...I would show my students the beginning of this post and tell them all to consider moving home and opening up a shop selling window blinds to gullible geriatrics because they’ll never be this funny:

The Obamas have a terrible relationship with the Queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor. This is known. When they visited the Queen a few months ago, Barack Obama gave Her Majesty a “Touch iPod” loaded with hardcore interracial pornography films and swine flu. Michelle Obama, meanwhile, grabbed the Queen’s boobs for at least 30 minutes. The whole affair was vulgar.

Posted by Kevin K. on 05/28/09 at 08:22 PM • Permalink

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The Wonkettes are so good, especially Newell, that they have put a serious hurt on my ambition to blog.

I’ve loved Wonkette ever since the debates, when I was too nervous to watch live, and clung to Wonkette’s liveblogging as if it were an oxygen tank and the country a sunken wreck. That liveblog was pure public service.

*snork* Michelle touched the Queen’s boobies.

I was knew Michelle Obama wanted the royal goodies. teehee

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