To make the thing symmetrical, we really ought to dump cases of the stuff into the Intracoastal Waterway outside Rush’s giant domestic pile.

I feel sorry for that horse. I do like the ships buzzing around Rush’s head, although one of them appears to have run aground in Amherst.

Fellow Americans, hold on to our exceptional values, stand up against those who want to suppress your individual rights and above all take pride in being an American! While you’re at it, join me in drinking a bottle of my tea as we admire the great United States of America and the military and law enforcement officials who fight to defend our freedom every day.

Sweet Tea Jesus…

Well, he might as well. He’s been serving up bullshit long enough; people need something to wash it down with.

I do like the ships buzzing around Rush’s head

Those are supposed to be ships?  I thought they were flies.

Rush’s giant domestic pile

Don’t knock it. It let him dodge the draft.

Does it taste like flop-sweat and metabolized Viagra?

Hoo boy, I hope this is the sign that the Tea Party fad has jumped the shark.

And that it loses its backers a shit-ton of money.

I thought tea was a British thing and coffee was the American thing? I’m so lost.

I’m so lost.

Ha! Another product of the Liberal education system. You don’t drink Rush’s tea, you throw it in the nearest harbor whilst ringing bells and firing your musket.

Secret Ingredient:  Oxycotin.

one of them appears to have run aground in Amherst.

And another appears to have washed up somewhere near Suffield, CT. Must have been a helluva tide.

@Tom, I was going to let that one slide since it seems like it’s relatively close to the Connecticut River…