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Posted by Kevin K. on 02/23/10 at 09:45 AM • Permalink

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Thers is dead-on. Conservative “academic” analysis of Liberals is inevitably some permutation of “conservatives think, liberals feel” and “the Liberal’s highest purpose is submersion of his own identity in a Godless Collective that fosters childlike helplessness and dependence on the hive.”

In other words, it’s the Dope Lecture from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas:

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, But his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.