I’m stumped

Is this a spot-on, over-the-top parody of the original “Hillary in the House” video or a bile-inducing, semi-over-produced tribute to it?  I honestly don’t know.  If it’s the former, job well done.  It it’s the latter, please kill me now.  I don’t want to be human anymore.

“Hillary in the House” Music Video 2008

UPDATE: They removed the original video I had posted last night and uploaded a poorer-quality version. Not sure why.  In addition, they also uploaded an extended version which you can now view embedded above (warning: have knitting needles handy to jab out your eyes and eardrums). After watching the extended version, I’m pretty convinced this is not a parody. The “star” of this video seems to be that same cheesy fucktard (aka Corky St. Clinton) who led the original cloying “Hillary in the House” cringe-along. Good christ, I think Duncan Hunter had cooler supporters than Hillary does. What an embarrassment.

p.s. I didn’t notice last night that they focused on the little black kid while Corky is singing “We don’t need no bling.” Hillshills, putting the “ass” back in “classless.”

Posted by Kevin K. on 05/29/08 at 12:16 AM • Permalink

Euthanize me now. Please.

Jumpin’ Joseph and Mary on a motorcyle with itty-bitty baby Jesus in a sidecar, that’s bad! It’s not just bad: It’s the Platonic Ideal of bad. It’s Up with People storms It’s a Small World bad. It’s so bad it makes me want species-reassignment surgery. I could go on, but I won’t. Instead, I’ll go apply extra-strength Drano to my eyeballs and get on with my day.

You know, I was willing to give the makers a pass on the timing of the cut to the little black kid, but then I thought, even granting them that—Is there any way “We don’t need no bling” is NOT a dog whistle for racists?

Is he a pirate or a bullfighter?  Also, someone did a scorchingly weird response video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGAaImhrVg

Like “Tom Goes To The Mayor” if it took acid in it’s coffee.