Impacted Wisdom: With Great Teeth Comes Great Responsibility

Chicago dentist William DeJean thinks four years is too long to wait between Routine Electoral Check-Ups, so he’s launching a one-man campaign to draft Hillary Clinton to run for President in 2012.

While many people have questioned his timing, his case for replacing Obama at the top of the Dem ticket is by far the most compelling one I’ve heard to date:

I’m a dentist and I don’t think this country is headed in the right direction.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 09/02/10 at 05:06 PM • Permalink

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I’m a dentist and I don’t think this country is headed in the right direction.

Him and Dr. Orly Taitz.  Maybe they should get together.

According to Open Secrets, Dr. William DeJean donated $2,290 to Hillary Clinton’s campaign on 23 March 2008.  It looks like he demanded his donations back too, because he got back from that campaign $253 on 30 June 2008, $2300 on 28 August 2008, and $10 on 2 October 2008.

I’m strongly smelling PUMA here.

I’m strongly smelling PUMA here.

Yeah, there’s a lot of online speculation that some of them are still active, even two years later.

They’ll be back.  They have to - it’s all they have to live for apparently.

I say that 2012 will be more of a rip-roaring good time than 2008 ever had a chance to be.

I’ll hold out to see what 4 out of 5 doctors recommend, thankyouverymuch!

I ain’t listenin’ to no dentists, ever since I learned that dentistry is theft.*

*I’ll never get tired of pimping DA’s hilarious self-made video; the phrase referenced above shows up around the 2:20 point in that thing, fwiw.

Comment by meepmeep09 on 09/02/10 at 06:18 PM

Mr. DeJean certainly has prior PUMAtic form:

William DeJean thinks the media hasn’t been fair to his favorite candidate, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. The 46-year-old Chicago dentist has maxed out the amount of cash he can legally contribute to her campaign, so this weekend DeJean became a one-man political media message machine with the help of a fledgling San Francisco company called VoterVoter.com.

TV ads ripping Sen. Barack Obama will run 13 times over three days in West Virginia, site of Tuesday’s primary, with the federally required tagline: “Paid for by William DeJean and not authorized by any campaign or campaign committee.”

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“If Tom Hanks can put his fat face on YouTube for Obama, then why shouldn’t I be able to put something out there for Hillary?” said DeJean, referring to the movie star’s online video endorsement of Obama this month. Another DeJean-approved ad could be on the air in Oregon later this week. Total for both: $10,000, a fraction of what it normally costs to create and air an ad on television.

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DeJean spent $10,000 on his two ads - the one to air in Oregon features mostly his original material and cost more to assemble than a prefab piece.

“But I really didn’t have to do anything,” DeJean said. He started the process roughly eight days before the ads hit the air.

That’s from May 2008!

Is it the mercury in the fillings, the free access to nitrous, the horror of digging round in people’s diseased maws on a daily basis, or some other common quirk that turns out the Taitzes and DeJeans?

Strange - Yeah, I’ve seen some of the dead enders out there.  “HillaryIs44” and “HillBuzz” come to mind - they’re still screaming “Look at us!  We WARNED YOU!!  Look at us!!” like some random lunatic having arguments with individual air molecules on city streets.

Mind you, they’ve pretty much bent over and spread them for the teabaggers, but always with a “see what you FORCED us to associate with!!” and a sneering belief that the Democratic party will be forced to come crawling back on broken glass to beg forgiveness.

Man, Hillary should sue his ass for that “sketch” of her.

Oh, and here’s the longer version of the ad, in case 30 seconds just isn’t enough.

@Patrick McKinnion—Whew, thanks! For a minute, I was afraid there might be some hitherto-undiscovered enclave of PUMAs that was actually having an impact on something.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4328101/lady-de-rothschil ds-palace-revolt/?playlist_id=86858

Probably more suitable for the Rumper Room but the lady returns to tell Fox that Obama has been nothing but divisive, partisan, far leftist and works too close with Nancy Pelosi.

Comment by Agnostic Monk on 09/02/10 at 07:37 PM

Thanks, AM. I heard earlier that Lady Loon Frothingslosh de Racebaitten was going to be on with Cavuto, but I never expected to see it this soon.

She’s always good for a laugh, and she’s no longer hiding her Total Wingnut Agenda. Let me see if I can find some way to front-page her without using the word “ditz.”

William DeJean?  Forget it. Now if it were William DeVaughn….

Comment by Steve M. on 09/02/10 at 09:35 PM

(And speaking of news-related YouTube music, what do you think?  Too soon?)

Comment by Steve M. on 09/02/10 at 09:36 PM

Someone needs to check ChiTown’s water supply.

I’ve seen poor Hillary stuffed into a lot of sick PUMA fantasies, but the good doctor’s Regina Dentata picture is just the living end.

Someone needs to check ChiTown’s water supply.

I think it’s only the ones whose names sound like “DUH JOHN” (as in “Duh Bears Ate Duh Deep Dish Pizza and spent the night in Duh John”) that you have to watch out for.

Did you mean “Dijon”? “Deshawnne”? “Du Schoen”?

I think it’s only the ones whose names sound like “DUH JOHN” (as in “Duh Bears Ate Duh Deep Dish Pizza and spent the night in Duh John”) that you have to watch out for.

LOL. All right. But if whatever it is (a brain eating virus contracted from an overfucked rat?) spreads to the general population, these small tactical nukes I have aimed at the Florida/Georgia border will have to be put to a different use. (Seriously, if Scott gets in, I’m cutting Florida loose a la Bugs Bunny.)

HTP, I still love the late Mike Royko’s suggestion that Chicago just declare itself an independent city-state so we don’t have to deal with the rubes downstate. As the man himself said “Without the rest of Illinois, Chicago is still one of the world’s greatest cities. Without Chicago, Illinois is just another Iowa.”

Seriously, if Scott gets in, I’m cutting Florida loose a la Bugs Bunny.

Kindly spare a thought for your humble co-blogger! But yeah, the thought of Scott as governor is nauseating. Perhaps the late, great Lawton Chiles would rise from the grave and snatch him bald-headed. Oh wait…

Probably more suitable for the Rumper Room but the lady returns to tell Fox that Obama has been nothing but divisive, partisan, far leftist and works too close with Nancy Pelosi.
Comment by Agnostic Monk on 09/02/10 at 08:37 PM

Wait, I thought PUMA thought O-blah-blah was to the right of Bush.  I’m so confused!!!!

@gimmea—It’s hilarious. Lady Lynn Wetstart de Forestal insists that Hillary and Bill were downright Republican in their centrism, while Obama is a Radical Leftist.

She’s nuts, and so are the PUMAs who worship her. It’s a good thing she found a new career as Amy Siskind’s party favor.

Shit, I work for lots of different dentists (through a temp service), and I can tell you that as a group, with a very few exceptions, they should NOT be allowed near the levers of power.  This guy is further proof.

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