Dwyer is another teabagger who looks like a llama.  Is that a requirement?

Witty title:

“Impeachment: It’s Not Just For Blowjobs Anymore”

Dwyer sez:

Regarding the Constitution, I am a Constitutionist. That means I believe what the Founding Fathers wrote as opposed to the political opinions of appointed Judges regarding what the founders intended. Fortunately, the Constitution was written in a manner that the average citizen can understand it. Read It!

I did! And I noticed that it doesn’t say fuck-all about the definition of “marriage,” you worm-ridden, self-righteous bigot.

Way to go, AG Gansler!

Dwyer represents an odd little corner of Anne Arundel county (just north of Annapolis) where they eat this shit up. He’s up for a tough reelection this year, though, as people have figured out he’s a little too nutty.

Knowing he’s near a town full of seamen has driven him round the bend.

I thought his webpage was a spoof at first. His sidebar alone is a treasure trove of fReichtard cliches.

kathequa, Torgersen’s an unusual breed—a pro-affirmative action bigot:

Racism must be eradicated.  Everyone must do this all day every day.  It begins with each one of us individually.  We also must continue affirmative action for women and minorities.

Hooray! Torgerson’s a woman, but that is certainly unrelated, I’m sure!

Along these lines, we must cease allowing muslims to immigrate into the United States.  Too many muslims wish to institute Sharia Law, Islamic Law, in the stead of the United States Constitution.  With all due respect, this is treason.

“With all due respect” is a handy little phrase, isn’t it?

HTP, how’s this for a title?

BITE MY WEDDING CAKE, BIGOTS!
With all due respect.

Johnny Pez FTW. I want that on a bumper sticker.

Also, say for example, in your country, you are allowed to have 100 marbles.  You can have (1) 10 pink marbles; (2) 10 yellow marbles; (3) 10 white marbles; (4) 10 orange marbles; (5) 10 red marbles; (6) 10 violet marbles; (7) 10 blue marbles; (8) 10 black marbles; (9) 10 brown marbles; and (10) 10 green marbles.  Now, in your country, the pink, yellow, white, orange, red, violet, blue, black and brown marbles live, not perfectly well together, but do pretty good and your country prospers, and these marbles aren’t destroying each other, they just don’t all get along perfectly, but most do.  You then are notified that you can add 10 green marbles, but, there is one caveat:  2 out of every 10 green marbles will blow up and harm marbles of other colors.  And, you will not be able to tell in advance which 2 of the 10 marbles will blow up.  And, if you don’t allow in all 10 of the green marbles, you can’t have any green marbles at all.  Well, with all due respect, even though we would have to go without any green marbles, because of the high risk of harm from the green marbles, I would choose to not let any green marbles into my country.  And, this would not be because of any discriminatory aspect, such as because the marbles were green, but it would be based on the risk of harm to be caused by the green marbles.  And, if the green marbles were traveling through my country on a plane, it would not be discriminatory or profiing to take greater caution against the green marbles. 

Various jokes about losing marbles come to mind but really I think the whole thing is self-snarking.

OH, and THREE CHEERS FOR A.G. GANSLER!!!

(Sorry, got side-tracked by the Stupid dripping off the Torgerson website.)

OMG. That Torgerson lady looks really familiar. I think I met her on the punk rock scene back in the ‘80s.

The hair-don’t was the giveaway.

If you are running for political office, you should not cut your own hair. When you are drunk.