Insipid Observations I Share With My Wife #7347

Today while looking out the window during brunch:

“That guy who just walked by was normal-sized but he had the face of a midget.”

That concludes today’s edition of “Insipid Observations I Share With My Wife.”

MORE: Tomorrow’s Chris’ birthday!

Posted by Kevin K. on 02/07/09 at 03:11 PM • Permalink

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Happy Birthday, Chris!!!

Is that one of those Zen koans I’m always hearing about?

I find myself sharing such worldly subtleties with my wife as well.  Usually while driving…like, ‘that woman driving that car is normal-sized, but why is her seat slid up for the size of a midget?’

Kevin, I can’t help but play that observation in my head so it sounds like Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade.

I find myself sharing such worldly subtleties with my wife as well.  Usually while driving…like, ‘that woman driving that car is normal-sized, but why is her seat slid up for the size of a midget?’

That’s a lot better than the observations my husband shares with me when driving.  Normally they deal with the relative (or total) lack of intelligence or any driving skills of anyone ahead of or behind us. :-)

Also, happy birthday Chris!  (A few hours early but not that much.)

Love is never having to worry your S.O. will call the loony bin when you share an off-beat thought.

Happy Birthday!

A couple of years ago I was at my sister’s house watching a Red Sox game and I told her and her husband that I thought Mike Lowell had a midget’s face.  They thought I was messed up for saying that.

“Love is never having to worry your S.O. will call the loony bin when you share an off-beat thought.”

Love means being able to say whatever off-beat thought comes to mind to your S.O., knowing that, though they might think you’re crazy, they love you anyway.

I got some strange looks from my girlfriends when we were working out to a fitness video because I said the instructor had ears that were just shy of Dumbo.

They laughed, but I think they thought I was mean.

Chris, you share a birthday with Murphy.  I’m so sorry…

When I look at Bill OReilley’s sort of Mr PotatoHead face I always try to figure out what it is, or what it reminds me of, but I can’t quite figure it out.

Chris, you share a birthday with Murphy.  I’m so sorry…

As if further evidence were needed that astrology is a bunch of hooey…

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