Introducing PUMA Pounce RADIO

I just received this odd press release and “logo.” Make of it what you will:

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“PUMA Pounce RADIO” is ready to roar! Join frequent PUMA blog commenter PeteyPUMApants and other rambunctious PUMAs for the debut of “PUMA Pounce RADIO” this Thursday, August 21st, at 4 p.m. ET on BlogTalkRadio. We’ll be declawing the DNC and roaring “NOBAMA!!!” over and over until our powerful PUMA cheeks get all pink and puffy!

Democracy and Hillary are what we have been pouncing for!

Roar!
Pounce!
Denver!
PUMA!

Please join us Thursday as we POUNCE with PUMA Pride!!!

Posted by Kevin K. on 08/20/08 at 08:49 AM • Permalink

Categories: Knee SlappersPoliticsPUMAsSkull Hampers


Kevin, is this a skunk works project? Have you been moonlighting?

Comment by poputonian on 08/20/08 at 10:08 AM

And another press release from The Leader

#833 ladyhawkke on 08.20.08 at 6:51 am
The Stop Obama Coalition
http://StopObamaCoalition.com

ANDY MARTIN
Executive Director

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

ATTENTION DAYBOOK/ASSIGNMENT EDITORS

ANNOUNCEMENT OF NEW YORK NEWS CONFERENCE August 20, 2008

NATIONAL ANTI-OBAMA MOVEMENT LEADER ANDY MARTIN UNVEILS PLANS FOR A “FIGHTING CAMP” IN DENVER

(NEW YORK)(August 20, 2008) The leader of the national anti-Obama movement, Andy Martin, will hold a New York news conference Wednesday, August 20th to announce that the Stop Obama Coalition plans a “fighting camp” in Denver during the Democratic National Convention.

“We are ramping up for the battle against Barack Obama,” says Martin. “Our goal is to serve as a clearing house for everyone who wants some guidance on how to oppose Barack Obama for the presidency. We are nonpartisan, accepting Republicans, Democrats and independents. We are not ‘extreme’ in any direction. We are here to offer guidance to groups across the United States who want to oppose Barack Obama.

“And we are not mudslingers. On the contrary we believe the truth and the facts are our most potent weapons to defeat Obama. Unlike competing authors, my own book, Obama: The Man Behind The Mask, is the only one that has not been attacked for factual errors.

“In Denver we will be holding ‘truth squad’ sessions, interviews, news conferences and book signing events for my book Obama: The Man Behind The Mask. We will also be issuing new challenges to Obama through columns specially prepared for the National Convention. We have reserved a suite in Denver as our headquarters.

“As near as I can determine, I will be the only anti-Obama author actually in Denver.

“We obviously do not have equivalent resources to fight the billion dollar man, Senator Obama, who is supported by George Soros-financed tax exempt foundations and operatives who use tax exemptions to conduct their illegal pro-Obama political activity. But we can draw on a nationwide cadre of highly motivated anti-Obama voters. All volunteers.

“And we are organizers. By seeking to bring all of Obama’s opponents-Republicans, Democrats and independents–together under a ‘big tent,’ we help implement democratic change in the Democratic Party while defeating Obama, the false prophet of change.

“We will fight Obama as long as our funds hold out,” Martin states. “Depending on the fund raising of the Committee of One Million to Defeat Barack Obama, we hope to be players in the race right through Election Day in November.

“We will be setting up in Denver Sunday evening, August 24th, when we plan to announce our location and local contact information.”

Please read the Stop Obama Coalition’s Palm Beach Declaration at http://StopObamaCoalition.com.

URGENT APPEAL: The Committee of One Million to Defeat Barack Obama is now raising money to fight Barack Obama. http://CommitteeofOneMilliontoDefeatBarackObama.com. Please give generously up to the maximum of $100. Our ability to fight and defeat Barack Obama is directly dependent on the generosity of every American.

“The Committee of One Million to Defeat Barack Obama limits itself to $100 maximum contributions; there are no bundlers, fat cats or illegal contributions. Obama is opposed to everything America stands for,” says Executive Director Andy Martin. “But while Obama has raised a third of a BILLION dollars, his opponents have raised nothing. They can either contribute now, or pay later. If we do not succeed, Obama will.”

E-mail:
NEWS CONFERENCE DETAILS:

WHO:

The Stop Obama Coalition, Executive Director Andy Martin

WHAT:

National anti-Obama leader Andy Martin unveils plans for “fighting camp” in Denver during the Democratic National Convention
WHERE:

909 Third Avenue, public sidewalk in front of FDR Station, New York

WHEN: Wednesday, August 20, 4:00 P. M.

MEDIA CONTACT: (866) 706-2639; Cell (917) 664-9329

TO PURCHASE BOOK: http://www.OrangeStatePress.com

ANDY DIRECT E-MAIL:

Comment by wrb on 08/20/08 at 11:00 AM

wrb, I’m actually working on a post re: Andy Martin, right now.  Very, very interesting fellow, to say the least.

I have a feeling there’ll be some bad blood and friction in the PUMA camp, in the very near future.

Comment by Ripley on 08/20/08 at 12:04 PM

I have a feeling PeteyPUMAPants got beat up a lot in middle school.

I mean, really?

That shit reads like a bad 9/11 truthers screed. “The billion dollar man” .... “George Soros funded” ... it’s like they asked the densest and stupidest commenters at red state to write that shit.

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 08/20/08 at 12:23 PM

wait- Andy Martin is the leader of the stop obama coalition? Ugh- why am I not surprised?!

Comment by Christina on 08/20/08 at 02:15 PM

Ripley

I look forward to it.

Will it appear here?

Comment by wrb (Bill) on 08/20/08 at 04:59 PM

Typical of the baby boomer generation. It’s all about ME! I want my way and I want it now! Grow up.

Comment by Ursula on 08/24/08 at 07:17 PM
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