WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? Has anyone seen Roland Emmerich lately?

Couldn’t help but notice the UFO people are big into the Pauls, both Rand and Ron.

What can I say? My original source for this story was a guy who pretends he’s five different people. I went to the Ron Paul site in search of clarity.

Crikes! They are now on to our secret plan!

This team of intrepid crack reporters has seen through our little “oil spill” smokescreen story (real reason James Cameron is there - 3D CGI oily penguin holograms).

Now they are about to uncover our true purpose and master plan - to fluoridate the entire ocean, giving our NWO overlords Aquaman-level mind control to build the greatest fish & dolphin army the world has ever seen.  Muahahahaha!

Fear now humans!  The Dawing Age of Aquarius is finally upon you…but it’s not what you thought!

Muahahahaha!

Welcome back, G!

This situation may be above Arthur Curry’s pay-grade. We’re definitely in Sub-Mariner territory now. In fact, this whole thing smells of Atlantean revolt, if you ask me.

Yeah, I remember this movie when it was called “The Abyss.”  The original had better special effects.

I really don’t know what to say. They’ll imagine a conspiracy theory over anything.

“OMG, some random hillbilly says he don’t see no oil! Therefore, there must not actually be an oil spill, requiring a conspiracy numbering in the millions!”

If only I could figure out some way to scam these dumb fuckers of their dough.

Scott, some gold paint and a few bricks should do the trick.

“Sir, Glenn Beck says you need gold to survive the coming BlackManOcalypse. May I sell you this truckload of genuine gold at a bargain basement price?”

(one cash transaction later)

“Now remember, you’ll want to avoid showing this gold to jewelers—they’re all controlled by the Obamocracy, and they’ll try to tell you lies about it not being real gold. Just remember that they lie, and that they are opposed to Sarah Palin. Also, you shouldn’t show this to the police—the Gnomes of Zurich control them through the Men in Black, the International Weather Organization, and the Goldfish Fanciers. Use this Mind Control Lasers card to free yourself from their influence.”

Welcome back, G!

This situation may be above Arthur Curry’s pay-grade. We’re definitely in Sub-Mariner territory now. In fact, this whole thing smells of Atlantean revolt, if you ask me.

Yeah, but remember, Sub-Mariner was one of the main characters in Super-Villain Team-Up…

...so he’s totally part of the plot against us!

I eagerly await the next exciting off-island / island report, where they reveal that the Red Skull’s clone is behind the whole thing and that all the government secrecy and equipment is really part of a massive effort to build a Cosmic Cube.
;)

Greetings all. Been lurking here linking from the blog roll at OFGS for several months now. Great site, lots of groovy folks.

But you silly bastards fail to understand that A.G. Martin of the Examiner is none other than the Original, True Chupacabra and is trying his damnedest to draw attention away from the fact that he fathered Anna Nicole Smiths love child and thought he had it covered up when he had Dale Earnhart murdered by the Dalai Lama.

Dammit Jim! I’m a surgeon, not a miracle worker!! Keep your conspiracy theories straight!!!

Now if you’ll excuse me, Glen told me to line my underwear with tin foil so as to better channel Orly Taitz.

Yeah, I remember this movie when it was called “The Abyss.”  The original had better special effects.

Dude, again, you truly are a master of brilliant short quotes. 

Pepsi really did shoot out of my nose when reading this! :)

But you silly bastards fail to understand that A.G. Martin of the Examiner is none other than the Original, True Chupacabra and is trying his damnedest to draw attention away from the fact that he fathered Anna Nicole Smiths love child and thought he had it covered up when he had Dale Earnhart murdered by the Dalai Lama.

Awww shit! Good catch! I should have known that the Chupacabra’s were behind it the whole time!  Those damn goat-sucking ankle biters! ;)

Awww shit! Good catch! I should have known that the Chupacabra’s were behind it the whole time!  Those damn goat-sucking ankle biters! ;)

Word.

I Want to Believe!

Oblomova,

You can believe this: Rush Limbaugh eats bags of salted, radioactive rat dicks like they are vicodin.

OMG!  The military’s building something with military equipment!

There must be Jews and/or Muslims behind this, no?

De-de-de-dee-dee-de-de-de….this breaking news just in…....Rush Limbaugh is watching his blood pressure…...the radioactive rat dicks he eats are unsalted…....film at 11:00…...de-de-de-dee-dee-de-de-de

I, for one, welcome our alien oil vampire overlords.

I, for one, welcome our alien oil vampire overlords.

LMAO! :)

I, for one, welcome our alien oil vampire overlords.

LMAO! :)

I, for one, like one plank of the Alien Oil Overlords Platform - their slogan:

“Cougar, it’s what’s for dinner!”

Pepsi really did shoot out of my nose when reading this! :)

And the most amazing thing is that he wasn’t drinking Pepsi at the time.