It would be like the most PURRRfect oyster cracker EVER afloat on a hostile sea of Obot thug chowder

Yesterday Dumbass Darragh wrote:

Maybe Hillary should just emigrate to an island off the coast of South America. She can buy the place, set up a government, and we can all just move there.

Hillary will never go for it, but I think I found the island.

RELATED: Huzzah?!?

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/23/08 at 09:23 AM • Permalink

My husband loves me:

http://wdtdn.blogspot.com/2008/11/open-letter-to-pumas.html

Might I suggest this as a method of getting to PUMA island?  Or perhaps this?

OMG! That’s icepick voice?! Can someone find Charlie Brown cause I found his Great Pumpkin!

Not poetry per se, but funny and more like rap

Yeah… that’s totally “like rap”..  totally…

What a freak.

Let’s start a fund to buy them all one-way tickets on the condition that they surrender their passports and their US citizenship on their way to Puma Island.

Notice her constant reference to “we’re not allowed” ... she is the perfect rank-and-file Republican ... she thinks the system is authoritarian.

When jenniforhillary the survivalist said “We have one year of food PLUS,” I didn’t realize she meant it was already in her stomach.

Brilliant find, Kevin.

Brilliant find, Kevin.

Actually, I can’t take credit for finding it.  A reader who I believe would like to stay anonymous emailed it to me.

Holy crap!  Is that really Jennifer?

Jenniforhillary, what the PUMAs lack in numbers she makes up for in weight....and crazy

Denise, there’s a dead give-away: the voice that strikes fear into the hearts of ice blocks everywhere.

Yeah, I was holding off on posting it, but then I reread this comment from her:

jenniforhillary 11.08.08 at 8:49 am

I am in a economy proof business, my parents have money, and I will NOT SUFFER. We have one year of food PLUS, we have our gardens, we have our weapons, our bullets, our network. We are prepared.

That being said, I CANNOT WAIT for the suffering to begin. I hope there is starvation, I hope there is rioting, and i hope that there is massive death…

She is a horrible, horrible person.

We have one year of food PLUS

What!? How big is the warehouse that you keep this in? I would love to see the totals for one year of food for that woman let alone her family!  Let’s see, the economy proof business is what? Internet Blogger? Maybe Darr ughhh is covering some of her grocery bills...lol

BTW, the guy who videotaped her isn’t just some random dude who ambushed her ... he’s a news reporter for FOX in Houston. And he’s not too fond of her flair.

Who put this comment on that video?

“Bring me Solo and the wookie”.

Not directly related, but since there seem to be a lot of experts on PUMA matters here: I’m curious, did any of the people who are still pumas now have some kind of online presence before the primaries started where they used to post non-DINO Democratic stuff?

Okay, Kev, Mr. Polly and I are completely round, dumplingesque beings. We have toothsome but tender wrappers and delectable interiors, unlike poor Icepick Jenny.

A little more attention to her unappetizing filling might be in order. Not that her appearance is off-limits; just a little too much going for the easy kill here.

She’s a sick puppy, just looking at her I can imagine how a lot of that hostility built up. I think Murphy’s playing with fire stoking the resentments of people like Jenny. Someone with a year’s worth of powdered eggs and ammo shouldn’t be toyed with by dilettentes like Darragh.

I’m curious, did any of the people who are still pumas now have some kind of online presence before the primaries started where they used to post non-DINO Democratic stuff.

Not really.  The only current PUMA who had anything resembling a following before anti-Obama/PUMA was Larry Johnson (No Quarter). Pretty much all of the “leaders” came out of nowhere (Will Bower, Darragh Murphy, Diane M., Heidi Li Feldman, etc.). I believe Alegre and Riverdaughter (posting as “goldberry") may have had some exposure at Kos as diarists before the “writers strike,” but nothing incredible.

Okay, Kev, Mr. Polly and I are completely round, dumplingesque beings. We have toothsome but tender wrappers and delectable interiors, unlike poor Icepick Jenny.

Mrs. Polly, understood. That’s why I just took the reasonably harmless “island” jab and stopped there. With what I’ve seen her write about other people, believe me, I found that incredibly hard to do.

This was my favorite comment under the video:

Suffice it to say that just being jenniforhillary is punishment enough.

Agreed.

“Not really.  The only current PUMA who had anything resembling a following before anti-Obama/PUMA was Larry Johnson (No Quarter). Pretty much all of the “leaders” came out of nowhere (Will Bower, Darragh Murphy, Diane M., Heidi Li Feldman, etc.). I believe Alegre and Riverdaughter (posting as “goldberry") may have had some exposure at Kos as diarists before the “writers strike,” but nothing incredible.”

Riverdaughter, Alegre, TexasDarlin, and a few others were also at Democratic Underground for a long time.  After the primaries, they ended up getting tombstoned for not shutting up and violating TOS for that site.

I’m curious, did any of the people who are still pumas now have some kind of online presence before the primaries started where they used to post non-DINO Democratic stuff.

Jenni’s anti-Obama online presence pre-dates the formation of PUMA.

Feb 28, 2008 - Houston Press - comment #50 in the comment thread - excerpt:

Let’s talk about some other facts. Mr. Obama has expressed open dislike, almost hatred, for this country. I want a President that LOVES this country. Mr. Obama has never done community service or volunteer work of any kind, so when he talks about change it is empty rhetoric. Furthermore, he recently purchased a MULTI-MILLION dollar house with the proceeds of his book making him look even more the hypocrite. The Houston Press’story about Mr. Obama shows him to be a politician’s politician, quoting him on pork barrel spending in Chicago as saying he doesn’t just get pork he gets “steak” implying that he is better than your average politician at lining the pockets of his supporters. He has avoided every single potentially controversial vote EVER, except the one regarding whether we should invade a Muslim country suspected of hiding Muslim terrorists that took over 3,000 American lives on 9/11 and he voted AGAINST invading that Muslim country. He is, by his own words and actions, a hypocrite and a racist.

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Dec. 30, 2007, 4:13 pm (last comment on page) - Chicago Sun Times - excerpt:

And Obama is just someone who, according to his own words, was worried about not making enough money and considered leaving politics a few years ago. And Oprah is just a rich person who forgot her roots--it wasn’t white people who raped her as a child, it was men (BLACK MEN). Shame on her for not supporting the first real chance presidential candidate that is a woman. Shame on her. Shame on her.

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I forgot that SusanUnPC (NQ) was a fairly popular Kos diarist and also used to co-blog at Comments from Left Field (both under the alias SusanHu).  I think she also coblogged at NQ before it became the fortress of fucknuttery.

sorry, left out the links. Here:

Houston Press Feb 28, 2008 - comment #50

Chicago Sun Times Dec 30, 2007 4:13 PM

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Mr. Polly and I are completely round, dumplingesque beings. We have toothsome but tender wrappers and delectable interiors, unlike poor Icepick Jenny.

A little more attention to her unappetizing filling might be in order. Not that her appearance is off-limits; just a little too much going for the easy kill here.

Hi Mrs. Polly, I love dumplingesque beings just like the next person, however I believe most of the comments, mine included were said because this woman has called Obama every name in the book including making fun of his appearance. Now that I have seen her I find it kind of ironic…

If you can stomach them, here is a photo slideshow starring all 25-30 pumas in denver.
http://picasaweb.google.com/DancesWithPumas/DenverAugus t2008PumaPACOrg#slideshow

Thanks, everybody, it’s good to know this is a dumpling-friendly environment.

I still think more contempt should go to the people who are playing on the rage and impotence of people like Jenny. What on earth is Darragh spending the PUMA funds on? The documentary to nowhere?

Oh Mrs. Polly, “the documentary to nowhere” line is beyond priceless. Of course, I would nominate the following for the PUMA anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXsuAey-NE

Except, of course, that I love and revere the Talking Heads.

Regarding the “the doc to nowhere,” here’s the director’s take from a couple of weeks ago:

Finally, the Denver project was cut short. It was a truly bewildering moment, where everyone was instructed to just pack up and leave. And it is with that abrupt note that The Audacity Of Democracy has continued on, in search of its voice. I did manage to shoot some footage in New York right on the tail end of Denver, but I have heard next-to-nothing from Darragh Murphy since Denver, and I have been left with a project it seems that few people have any real continued interest in. The film is openly mocked in anti-PUMA sites like “Yes To Democracy” as well as PUMA-run sites like “The Confluence.” But perhaps that is a good thing, because for the first time I feel I’m in a position to tell the story exactly the way I want to tell it, without worrying about how people I once thought of as friends are going to feel about it. And I believe it’ll be a much better, much more worthwhile film for that.

“The Audacity Of Democracy” will be finished by around the first of the year. It will be my fifth feature film as a director, and my second documentary.

Jesus BASE jumping Christ. I swear reading that knocked a few points off my IQ.

Hillary as Hippolyta surrounded by her PUMAzons.

The mind boggles. And then recoils violently.

Mr. Mays is unforthcoming about why and by whom “everybody was just instructed to pack up and leave.” But the poor man has had his problems with the Big Lolcatz. Didn’t they commission him to do this film? He says that he just stopped hearing from Darragh Murphy, which makes me think that hustling the documentarian out of town went along beautifully with being out of funds to pay him.

His wife Lori has had her problems with that blog Effluents, or whatever it is:
http://bradmaysfilmmaker.wordpress.com/2008/11/10/from- the-confluence/

And they both have had run-ins with the very lovely and talented myiq2.

Murph certainly is quite the passive-agressive, isn’t she?

The avatar that myiq uses for his posts is rather fitting, isn’t it?  A serial killer clown.

PUMA Island is the complete opposite of MILF Island

Oh yeah,

Forgot to put the link to the donations info:

http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/neighbors.php/block_ party.php?type=name&lname=Beegle&fname=Jennifer

BTW - great site and commentary you have here!  I’ve been lurking here for months and enjoy your site very much!

G, thx for the compliment.

Sorry, but I deleted your previous comment, though.  I don’t allow people’s addresses and/or places of employment to be published here, regardless of whether or not it’s available on the internet.

Meanwhile, here on earth, we’ve got a lot to be thankful for this year.

Mr. Mays is unforthcoming about why and by whom “everybody was just instructed to pack up and leave.” But the poor man has had his problems with the Big Lolcatz. Didn’t they commission him to do this film? He says that he just stopped hearing from Darragh Murphy, which makes me think that hustling the documentarian out of town went along beautifully with being out of funds to pay him.

Oh, Mrs. Polly.  I so, so love the way you tell your delightful stories.  Please never, ever stop sharing here. And Rubenesque is another way that I like to think of the delightful bounties that we aquire (or at least me) in middle age.  (Did not want to presume that you are also middle aged. :) )

Thanks, marindenver! And yes, I am almost in the tenth year of my forties. But I was Rubenesque at the age of twelve, Boteroesque in my twenties, and am now kind of Daliesque. But Mr. Polly and I are a matched set, so aside from not being able to fit in the Cyclone together (or singly, for that matter) it’s all good.

More Jenniferalia: I followed G’s link and found Jennifer’s Mommy’s very successful, and yes, entirely recession-proof business, with web address. It’s a “family business”, which means Jennifer has never had to look for a job in her life; she was born into a pretty interesting estate-clearing business started by her Mom.

The business is reviewed on a local website, 10 reviews, fairly evenly split between glowing and slams, probably because those who feel strongly would be more inclined to bother.

The glowing reviews were from people whose mother’s estates had to be disposed of, and in one instance $2400 in crumpled up money was returned to a happy customer.

The estate sales customers agreed that there was fabulous stuff to be found, but several complained of a snotty lady who took the money, had kind words for nobody, and one lady from Belize said the lady “followed her around like a hawk”, and surmised it was because of her skin color.

Don’t know for certain it was our girl, but ya think?

So add to the stack of jennifer idiotic hypocrisies the many remarks she’s made about Obama’s having had everything handed to him and being able to do nothing on his own, while she monitors her Mommy’s brown-skinned customers.
To be fair, she’s probably more concerned about Obama operatives putting bugs under the ormulu whatnots than their stealing anything. Besides Hillary’s Presidency!!! SOL (Sobbing Out Loud)

Don’t know for certain it was our girl, but ya think?

i think. And did ya read about her vet malpractice suit on behalf of her deceased cat Fritz? And now some (over in the threads) are trying to raise money for another aliling cat named Fritz. Hmmm… it almost makes one wonder if there is some kind of Fritz the cat fundraising scam going on over there (honestly, i think its a coincidence… lots of Fritz the cats out there). She can’t be that devious.

Can she?

[By Laura Parker, USA TODAY, March 15, 2005] - Via animal law:

In Houston, Fritz the (late) Persian cat was a patient at an animal hospital that has so many specialists it has an entire wing for aviary care.

“They run out with a gurney and put the animal on” it, says Jeffrey Dorrell, a Houston lawyer who is suing Gulf Coast Veterinary Internists on Fritz’s behalf. “It’s almost theater. They deliberately raise expectations with the magnificence of their facility.”

Fritz was diagnosed with pancreatitis and a cancerous mass in late 2002, the lawsuit says. Gulf Coast vets wanted to treat the pancreatitis first. Two months and many procedures later—including a failed effort to help Fritz gain weight—the tab topped $7,800, the lawsuit says. Then Fritz’s owner, Jennifer Beegle, was told to take him home to die.

‘Nothing to do’ with fee

“The case has nothing to do with what they charged us, although my father is a retired physician, and I will tell you, you pay more to have an MRI done for your animal than what would be charged at the very finest hospital for a human being,” she says.

Beegle is seeking a refund of her vet fees. At Gulf Coast, she says, “I saw grown men sobbing and pulling out three and four credit cards. Luckily, my parents had a $50,000 limit on their card. That was the first thing I was asked: What was the limit on my credit card?”

But Beegle, 36, says she would have paid more to save Fritz. She also says she wishes someone would have told her upfront that Fritz should have been put to sleep. “If he was not able to be saved, I never would have put him through this,” she says. “I am suing them because he suffered. He had feelings. They will not profit off my cat’s pain.”

Gulf Coast’s attorney, David Knight, says his clients dispute nearly all of Beegle’s allegations. He says the conversation about the credit card limit never occurred.

Knight also says the vets who treated Fritz gave “appropriate care under the circumstances, consistent with the appropriate standards of care.”

Dorrell, who plans to begin taking depositions this month, says he expects the case to be just as complex as a human malpractice case.

There are other parallels between veterinary malpractice and malpractice cases involving human patients.

I seem to recall something about grown men sobbing from her radio show too.

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the cat came back:

jenniforhillary 11.14.08 at 9:57 pm
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WOODIE–please call me I will help with kitty (murphy-please email murphy my private email address) THIS IS KILLING me and my kitty that died and whom I have dedicated my animal rescue to was names Fritz so PLEASE email me

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Thanks everyone! So apparently, the only ones among the pumas who were active in some way before they became all-Obama-all-the-time are Larry Johnson and SusanHu/UNPC, who were apparently pretty Dino-ish, and Goldberry/Riverdaughter.

So apparently, the only ones among the pumas who were active in some way before they became all-Obama-all-the-time are Larry Johnson and SusanHu/UNPC, who were apparently pretty Dino-ish, and Goldberry/Riverdaughter.

That’s about it.  And “goldberry” only really started posting on Kos at the start of the primaries (Dec?).  Alegre seemed to be active there for a lot longer. Taylor Marsh was running a full-blown anti-Obama site for a while there (she was definitely one of the leaders of the pre-PUMA movement), but she’s come around since the convention.

Further evidence of how the PUMAs are in their own little echo chamber - the one calling herself “kat in your hat” posted 42 times on that one thread alone.

She’s not the winner, though. That honor goes to “NewOrleansPuma,” who posted 54 times on that thread.

It’s like eavesdropping on an AOL chat room without the sex talk…

Tracy,

Exactly.  I’ve been pointing out for a very long time that a lot of these PUMA blogs appear to get a lot more traffic than they really do because their comment sections serve as super clunky chat rooms. PUMApac.org, which has benefited from fairly decent media exposure (I’ve never been on FOX or MSNBC), gets about the same amount of traffic these days as this goofy little blog does.

You’re welcome, Kevin K!  My bad on posting too much of Icepick’s background...your rule makes complete sense and is very respectful and I wish I had thought of that before posting. 

My intention was to investigate and try to unwrap why Icepick is the way she is...and try to figure out what could be behind her distateful “recession-proof business” comment.

I think Mrs. Polly did a great job picking up on that and analyzing it further..

...so, it appears that “estate sales” is the “recession-proof business”...which makes Icepick’s statement even more macabre and callous of a statement - translation: she’ll always have free work at her mommy’s business because people die all the time...

And OMG...if those “Fritz” stories and crazy lawsuit are a match for her (as it seems)...boy...this is a seriously disturbed and emotionally unbalanced person who doesn’t seem to function well in the real world…

...but then again, the epic fail of the radio show or the youtube clip interview told all of us that already!

...why do I have a feeling that when the story of Ashley Todd was revealed, jenniforhillary’s first reaction was being jealous that she hadn’t thought of it first…

It goes back to the comment that marinedenver pointed out:  “Suffice it to say that just being jenniforhillary is punishment enough.”

...yup.

Here is Murphy trying to rally the puma this morning. One thing I want to know, where was the small army in Denver?

murphy 11.24.08 at 1:49 pm

Absolutely, positively, unequivocally, and irrevocably:

CONTRIBUTING TO PUMA PAC IS IN NO WAY REQUIRED OR EXPECTED. NEVER EVER QUESTION YOUR COMMITMENT OR IMPORTANCE TO PUMA PAC BASED ON MONEY!!!

Our site has been visited 5 million times. Pumas have posted 245,016 comments on this blog, which is now 500 pages long, not including comments.

We’ve collectively sent 200,000 emails, made tens of thousands of phone calls and faxes, housed and organized a small army of activists in Denver, and distributed about 100,000 flyers by hand.

In all that time, nearly six months, approximately 1,000 people have donated money. Ten thousand people have joined. There are 4,000 registered bloggers — donating money is wonderful ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT.

Does she really believe what she is saying?

Does she really believe what she is saying?

I think it’s on the lines of having claimed that they raised enough money to retire Hillary Clinton’s debt for her.  Until, oops, no, maybe not.