Wow! They don’t pull many punches, do they. A+

I thought no. 43 was a little harsh, though.

I’m kinda surprised The Democratic Party didn’t make the list.

Like Kevin, I look forward to this issue every year.

I think my fave Beast comment was on Dick Cheney years ago. It went something like “Cheney’s the guy who starts talking cannibalism five seconds after setting foot on the lifeboat.”

Malkin.

It’s a remarkable achievement in unconscious projection that the author of a book called Unhinged could lose her fucking marbles over a patterned scarf in a donut ad [...]

Perfect.

Picking a favorite line from this article is like choosing among your children, but I have to go with this, on Joe Scarborough:

He treats his MSNBC coworkers with less professional courtesy than the dead intern found in his congressional office.

Yeah, the Scarborough one was especially spot-on. This line nails it:

Joe’s immaturity is also apparent in his cartoonishly simplistic take on the American electorate, whom he purports to know intimately, ostensibly by way of his own bigotry.

Like Kevin, I look forward to this issue every year.

I read this every year on air, and score it with ‘relevant’ tunes. 

Some of it is just so goddam funny I have to do five takes to get through a paragraph without going hysterical.

It is truly a labor of love.

These guys are fucking brilliant, and don’t miss a beat.

I’m psyched that piece of shit Ben Stein got shit on one more time.

You left out the PUMAs punishment.

Oh my ... someone just alerted me to one of the most repugnant comments in a while:

mountainsong 01.12.09 at 12:02 am

  Ths weekend, I heard some disturbing talk. I hope that’s all it was, but I don’t thinks so.
  Some people were saying that blacks have declared an ‘unspoken Declaration of War’ against the United States. Not all blacks, but certainly those who affiliate with thir generalisimo, BO
  They said we couldn’t stop him from being elected. And we wont stop him in the next 4 years. But they are 100% serious about a ‘do or die” idea about changing this country.
  I think it’s sad we can’t all see ourselves as brothers and sisters. Even sadder that I may have to assume wearing the mantle of “racist.” Well, if they want to take the guns and ammunition, ‘they’ are going to have to find them, first.
  These people said that for many years the whites treated the blacks as disposables, dispensable. And that what goes around, comes around. That during the entire campaign they used the white youth and high society and will now dump them since they’ve served their purpose.
  I asked if they were from ACORN, by any chance, and they all acted like they didn’t know what I was talking about.
  So, I said something like, “You don’t really believe all this shit do you?” They said, “You’ll see.” And I said “F*k you!” and left.

All it’s missing is Charles Manson and the dune buggies.  Jesus.

And, yes, some more equally crazy stuff follows it, like this…

mountainsong 01.12.09 at 12:40 am

  Well, when rumors pread,. there’s truth somewhere, so use your head, my Mom used to say. So, if they really ave declared war, I don’t think it will be announced on CNN or the blogs, or newspapers.

You left out the PUMAs punishment.

Oops. You’re right. Thx. Fixed.

Even sadder that I may have to assume wearing the mantle of “racist.”

Wow. It certainly looks like you really have no choice.

What a paranoid, hateful hag. It shocks me that these people think they are liberals.

#1 and #22 were good, but #46 and #31 ROCKED!!

Seriously, Spay or Neuter your Twilight Fan!!

I always hate it when I have to take my racist mantle out of storage and put it on.  It always smells of mothballs for the first few days.

How the FUCK does MountainBoi not know it is talking about Helter Skelter, the craziest scariest shit in recent American memory.

Holy shit, some Puma’s just showed up on Discovery Channel while I’m typing this

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any creepier.

Stayed up way too late reading the glorious list to Mr. P. We didn’t know—- this is like Christmas in July in January!

Mountainsong should be proud of how often people reading her comments feel the desire to get screen shots.

Anybody get a screen shot of the famous Sambo comment? Because it, and the surrounding hour of PUMAPAC comments, were scrubbed.

Creepy is right. I suddenly feel the need to put on all the lights and play Irish reels. Poor neighbors.

Creepy is right. I suddenly feel the need to put on all the lights and play Irish reels.

True, it’s hard to beat Helter Skelter for creepiness but for sheer racist nastiness, get a load of UppityWoman08 and her coven on the subject of Obama’s MIL visiting the White House.  Sample comment:  “They couldn’t get Florida?”

I can’t see the list- my office blocks my access to the site! I’ll have to wait until I get home.

WTF??

I’ve heard PUMAs like MountainBeast talk about mutilating and killing men. So I guess that means they’re preparing for a gender war! Rumors are always true, right?

Fortunately, they’re PUMAs, so they’ll just fuck that up like they do every other single goddamn thing in their lives. I’ve never encountered a group more addicted to failure. Sweet Jesus, if they actually had to go through life dealing with real oppression instead of the imagined variety they create, they would cut their own heads off.

@ Mrs. Polly

No screenshot, but here’s the text, She was angry at the sign-on process for the Obama campaign site:

#78 MountainSong on 08.23.08 at 5:57 pm

First they want me to register. Then to create a blog of my own. All I wanted to do was post a comment telling them how full of S**t I think Little Black Sambo is and that I didn’t think he could get elected with Aunt Jemima for his VP.

I can send you the entire unpurged thread in Word, if you care to read it. That was a helluva day in Puma-world.

TODAY’S BRAINTEASER:

Which one of these comments is more nearly 100% inaccurate?

myiq2xu, on January 12th, 2009 at 10:04 am Said:

NOTICE:

Contrary to the popular belief among the sippy-kup kidz, neither this blog nor the vast majority of PUMAs engage in tin foil hat discussions of Barack Obama’s nationality or religion.

Downticket, on January 12th, 2009 at 10:28 am Said:

Pat Johnson, on January 12th, 2009 at 10:16 am

I do like this Bush quote: Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

TODAY’S BRAINTEASER: LATE ENTRY FROM DARRAGH

It’s not like the creeps at our stalker hate sites have anything substantive against us. So, since they’re allowed to, they call us names and make fun of how we look, how we talk, what we wear.

So, since they’re allowed to, they call us names and make fun of how we look, how we talk, what we wear.

God Damn America and its God Damned Freedom of Speech!

It’s not like the creeps at our stalker hate sites have anything substantive against us. So, since they’re allowed to, they call us names and make fun of how we look, how we talk, what we wear.

Thank you Strange, but we don’t have Word. We have the Dell Clueless Bumpkins Bundle, version 1.3. We are limping along the information highway in an Edsel on rims.

I would like to read the thread if you could send it on wax tablets. I’m good for the postage.

Now back to making fun of Darragh’s clothing, I never get tired of that, do you?

@Mrs. Polly

Ordinary text is available, for the Word-challenged!

Strange: We’re woefully everything-tech-challenged. Whenever Wonketters start in on the PUMA ladies and their Speak-n-Spells, I look at the ceiling and whistle aimlessly until the subject changes.

But yes, I’d like to look at the thread. “Like” isn’t quite the word. If you would be kind enough to put it in a lead-lined box before sending, I’d be very grateful.

Now about that little number Darragh wore to PUMACON ‘08…..