Oh shit, I was really hoping for a PUMA post. What the hell? Afterall those 4 PUMA websites and their 15 commentators are more important, than say, going after McCain?

Oh shit, I was really hoping for a PUMA post. What the hell? Afterall those 4 PUMA websites and their 15 commentators are more important, than say, going after McCain?

GARA, are you going after McCain in your imaginary blog? I squashed a smear against our candidate today.  What in the fuck did you do besides stumble in here and tell me how to run my blog?

Maybe it’s a closet PUMA.

Fear the PUMAS! You people in your obsession with fucking PUMAS is even more retarded, more unproductive, and more weird than PUMAS themselves.

You realize the only attention they get is from what you give them?

More indictments!  More indictments, I say!! 

And yet, the PUMAtarians obsess over a blogger whom they claim is obsessing over PUMA.  The circle is complete - welcome to Nirvana.

Now, where was I?  Oh, yes - indict some more Republicans!  Hell, indict them all !

I agree with GARA. If you’re not gonna post on PUMAs, could we at least have some Goodling porn? She’s may not be smart, but give Regent a little credit: they turn out some fine-looking blondes!

You realize the only attention they get is from what you give them?

Comment by garage mahal on 07/29/08 at 04:05 PM

Don’t watch a lot of Fox News, huh? Me neither. But sadly, millions do. Squashing PUMAs is therefore a public service.

Fear the PUMAS! You people in your obsession with fucking PUMAS is even more retarded, more unproductive, and more weird than PUMAS themselves.

You realize the only attention they get is from what you give them?

GARA, I’m a snarky blogger.  It’s what I do. Years ago I spent my should-be-more-valuable time making fun of 9/11 Republicans, now I goof on (and expose) PUMA stupidity. We’re working a niche here, yo.  Back the fuck off. I’ll never be your Chris Bowers.

Now why don’t you mosey over to Wonkette and ask them to stop making elf jokes about Dennis Kucinich because it’ll screw up his chances of getting Bush impeached.

I’ll never be your Chris Bowers.

So putting that on a t-shirt!

I ought to stop blogging about Glenn Reynolds. Might be giving public universities a bad name…

I ought to stop blogging about Glenn Reynolds.

Exactly!  GARA, go spread some knowledge over at Instaputz. If it wasn’t for guys like ts, Blue Texan and Roy Edroso, Glenn Reynolds’ blog would only get 7 visitors/day and his wife would have left him by now to shack up with Manly Dan Riehl.

ts, I was just thinking ... you may be on to something here.  What woman wouldn’t want to wear this t-shirt:

I’ll never be your Melissa McEwan

Off Topic, but I thought I’d get to you faster if I responded to your comment over here, about Rumproast being blocked at my job.

I call it “Net Nanny” - but it’s not the brand name Net Nanny, or at least I don’t think so.  There’s a message that comes up with my company’s logo and a message saying (to paraphrase) “It has been determined that the site you are trying to visit is not work-related.”

So far this is the only political web site I surf that’s ever been blocked.  The only places I’ve had blocked in the past were YouTube and gossip sites like TMZ, etc. 

I know it can’t be profanity, because I can still get to sites like Daily Kos and Balloon Juice okay.  Maybe it thinks you’re porn since your site’s name has “Rump” in the title?

Brooklyn, NY’s meatiest blog. Bite it.

I think that’s your problem, Wonk.

“Bite it.”  Who says such a thing?  He’s like a crazy person!

I’ll never be your Chris Bowers.

Thank God.

So putting that on a t-shirt!

I want one. Can it say “And still he shines, like polished gold,” on the back?

Ripley -  I totally missed the “bite it” - that must be it.  :)