Jaws

Flambéed? Fricasseed? Sautéed? As she finished her traditional dinner of Virginia Slims and chardonnay with a bile chaser, Ann Coulter contemplated how she’d prepare this tasty young McCain dumpling prior to consuming it whole. Coulter will likely have to unhinge her jaw as a python might to accommodate a tapir. At any rate, this should be interesting, so bust out the popcorn, folks…

[Cross-posted at Betty Cracker]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 03/12/09 at 08:15 AM • Permalink

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I know she’s a spoiled brat and I’m not supposed to “like” her, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Meghan since I found out she had the Stooges on her iPod.

And, yeah, Coulter is going to “Search and Destroy.”

If Coulter is smart, she’ll keep her mouth shut. The last thing the GOP needs right now is another ‘tard fight over who “controls” the party.

Of course Coulter won’t be able to help herself, so I’ll get the popcorn.

There is some sort of protective clause in my life contract that keeps me from watching the likes of Coulter and Hannity, Limbaugh and O’Reilley. So if I try to watch or listen to them, all I hear is buzzing, whining, and intermittent screeching sounds. So I just avoid them at all costs.

It doesn’t matter, since they don’t ever have anything important to say.

It’ll be a half-assed attempt on Coulter’s part.  She’ll do her…“too sophisticated to engage her” act while she speaks condescendingly of Meghan and the younger “not really conservative” ilk.  See that is truely the only bat that conservatives wield when battling one another.  She may bash her father as well with the “not really a conservative” line.  But it probably won’t end up being popcorn material….unless Ann pulls a “Tell that bitch to stick to Lane Bryant” rant, or a “Maybe she should join the rest of her softball coach friends in SF!!!”

wake me up when that goes down…personally i think they keep picking on the low hanging fruit (Steele).

You go, girl! Baby got back.

She’s still young, sheltered, and quite naive.  Give her a few more years and she’ll figure things out.

I figure she’ll come out as a dem once her father dies or retires.  Sort of like Patty Davis & Ron Reagan.

I’m with Hussein.  Coulter already dissed Meghan’s daddy by saying that Hillary Clinton was a more conservative choice for President than McCain, so Ann will flick a cigarette butt as Meghan while saying, “The liberal spawn of a liberal Senator like McCain has a problem with me and this is news?”

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