Joe was busy sharpening his crayons so the he can write Palin’s next foreign policy speech.

Actually, “Joe” is in the recording studio. Is this a great country, or what?

Seriously, is it just me or has McCain become a 24/7 SNL sketch?

Oh and memo to John McCain: Enough with the air quotes.

That is wonderful.  McCain is a ridiculous ol’ tool.

McCain: “Well, you’re all Joe the Plumbers so all of you stand up and..”

Crowd: “We’re already standing up.”

McCain: “Well, fucking sit down and then stand up.”

Enough with the air quotes.

It’s SO Dr. Evil! “LAY-zers!”

Joe was under the bleachers banging Sarah Palin.

Joe was busy sharpening his crayons so the he can write Palin’s next foreign policy speech.

Lol Speedy.
Seriously though, do they just send that old fart out there with nothing?  Did anyone bother to tell him that Joe “the tool” wasn’t there?  Maybe he was and he was just getting a BJ backstage from an adoring wingnut….
Also, in regards to “air” “qoutes”, “do” “you” “think” “that” “McCain’s” “teleprompter” “looks” “like” “this”“?”

Hmm, I bet Sam was trying to horn in on the Phillies epic win last night. I’m pretty sure I spotted him on video from Broad Street. He’s the guy who climbed the lamp post and then got beaned with a vodka bottle.

Oh, and hi there Mets fans (snicker, chortle, snort, guffaw)

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and watch the amazing Humboldt Blue, able to shoe horn the Phillies into any and all comments no matter the lack of any relevance whatsoever.

Congratulations you bastard.

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and watch the amazing Humboldt Blue, able to shoe horn the Phillies into any and all comments no matter the lack of any relevance whatsoever.

Well, it’s called talent. And I certainly understand that a fan of the Metropolitans would have trouble recognizing that.

(ducks)

Joe was in his garage painting PALIN / WURZELBACHER 2012 signs, under the watchful eye of Todd Palin.

It’s true - you can look it up on the internets.

If it was talent they lacked it would be acceptable.  Instead the Mets just like to shoot themselves in the foot.  Could be worse, I could be a Cubs fan…
Besides, I’m not the biggest Mets fan anyway (or even baseball for that matter) and since Mrs. Wedge is from Philly I kind of found a soft spot for them during the post season.  I don’t say that out loud in my neighborhood though.

Speaking of Cubs fans (sob!), I think my favorite quote o’ the day is from Nate Silver of 538 in their “Road to 270” feature on Illinois:

“What kind of odds could you have gotten in 1908 that a black dude would get elected president before the Cubs won the Series again?”

I mean, don’t get me wrong! This year especially, it’s a trade-off I’m more than happy to make!

“Joe was under the bleachers banging Sarah Palin. “

I believe you meant to say “Joe was laying pipe to Caribou Barbie.”

“Joe was under the bleachers banging Sarah Palin. “

I believe you meant to say “Joe was laying pipe to Caribou Barbie.”

I think you both meant to say “Joe was plumbing the depths of Caribou Barbie’s natural gas pipeline…. under the bleachers”

“plumbing the depths of Caribou Barbie’s natural gas pipeline.”

EWWWWWW!

“I think you both meant to say “Joe was plumbing the depths of Caribou Barbie’s natural gas pipeline…. under the bleachers” “

We have a winner!

“I think you both meant to say “Joe was plumbing the depths of Caribou Barbie’s natural gas pipeline…. under the bleachers” “

We have a winner!

Oops, I forgot to add “drill baby drill!” My apologies.