Joe the Plumber stars in the worst amateur porn film EVER

If you thought the DTV converter folks from VelocityStore.com couldn’t have found a person with less charisma than Sam Wurzelbacher to star in their analog-to-digital disaster epics, well, get a load of Mary. She makes Joe look like fucking Rip Taylor.

Sorry, been busy and will be for the rest of the day. Consider this an OPEN THREAD about anything.

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/15/08 at 03:08 PM • Permalink

Categories: Geek Speak • Politics • Election '08 • St. McSame • Nutters • Sarah Palin • Skull Hampers • Television • YouTubidity •

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BTW, I don’t know what it is about Noah’s posts, but they sure attract wingnut commenters long after their delivery date. Here’s the latest example. I guess Alessandro Monchichi is still upset about my post about him back in June.

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/15/08 at 04:41 PM

Wow. I’m kinda honored!

Comment by Noah on 12/15/08 at 04:51 PM

Oh, and over at pumapac.org, they are referring to the Blago scandal as BlagObamagate.

Comment by Noah on 12/15/08 at 04:55 PM

Shouldn’t he be listed as “Joe the TV Repair Guy,” or really “Sam the TV Repair Guy”? Just sayin’. (Though I bet he’d like to check out Mary’s plumbing.)

Btw, I couldn’t make it passed 1:58. Just don’t have that much stamina.

And since you wrote Consider this an OPEN THREAD about anything , I will take this opportunity to share with your readers my belief (backed up by indisputable facts) that Karl Rove is actually the Great Gazoo. (We all wondered what happened to that little green alien from The Flintstones, now the truth can be revealed.)

Comment by J. on 12/15/08 at 05:00 PM

Man, when they do get around to unleashing the power of the “18 million strong!” it’s gonna be something!

But why are they keeping their powder dry, do you think? I mean, I thought the plan was that all 18 million of the PUMA Power Pac were gonna vote for McCain or do a write-in for Hills and make sure O’Bambi got totally crushed on November 4. Whyever didn’t that happen, do you suppose?

Teh PUMAS are obviously far too wily for the likes of me to figure out!

Comment by Kerry Reid on 12/15/08 at 05:14 PM

“The internet needs a psychiatrist.”

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/15/08 at 05:19 PM

I mean, I thought the plan was that all 18 million of the PUMA Power Pac were gonna vote for McCain or do a write-in for Hills and make sure O’Bambi got totally crushed on November 4. Whyever didn’t that happen, do you suppose?

I noticed they still have an ad up for the “18 Million Strong” wristbands at the Effluence. The fact that they don’t feel the least bit silly hanging that piece of EPIC FAIL accessorizing out there tells you about all you need to know about PUMAs.

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/15/08 at 05:24 PM

Yeesh, no PUMA is DEMANDING (!!) that the FEC audit Obama’s campaign finances because a crack PUMA team of cake frosting experts has found less than one half of one percent of Obama’s 700+ mil may have been “illegal”.

Yeah, I’m sure the FEC will get right on that.

And by the way Daragh, I wouldn’t go tweaking the FEC right now, especially when you were a month and a half late with PUMA’s October report (not to mention the IRS).