John McCain Beats Out Palin to Scuttle Scott Brown’s Run for MA Senate Seat

John McCain delivers the Kiss of Death to Naked Teabagger Scott Brown.

McCain went public with his endorsement while Sarah Palin, whom many Conservatives Militant Secessionists had hoped would work her “NY-23 Magic” on the underdog Conservative candidate, was still snow-machining into the New Year under the Full Red Moon on her homeworld of Planet Denali.

One of them had to do it, eventually. A Palin endorsement—while burnishing Palin’s 2012 conservo-cred—would have rendered Brown, the only Republican in the race, almost radioactively Teabaggy in a state that was proud of hosting the original Tea Party before the concept was co-opted by crazed Obamaphobes and Kennedy-haters. 

However, by exercising his first-strike capability, McCain has practically assured a GOP loss in a contest that is widely considered unwinnable by odds-makers on both sides (viz. Nate Silver and Real Clear Politics) and has already been abandoned by the national GOP.

Better yet—from a GOP strategy standpoint—McCain’s pre-emptive move has cast any subsequent Palin endorsement of Brown as a decidedly un-Roguey “me-too” suck-up to a man she whacked in the face with the stitched binding of her recent autobimbography, I’d Be VP Now If McQueeg Hadn’t Been Such a Senile Pussy.

I hate to give either McCain or the GOP points for intelligence, but it appears the lessons of the Hoffman debacle have not been lost on them. Plus, you just know Johnny McVengeance has been itching for a chance to stick it to Governor Ingrate.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 01/03/10 at 02:11 PM • Permalink

Or…

Will Sarah rise to the bait?

James Daubney  Sarah, Massachusetts desperately needs your help. Scott Brown has won the primary and is going to beat the Democratic challenger in a little over 2 weeks. But he can’t do it alone. Can you please contact his campaign and make an endorcement? The RNC seems strangely absent??? What’s up with that? This senate rac…e is of the utmost importance in stopping the Obama’s disasterous socialistic health care bill. Please help.

Please, Sarah—bring on The Red Moon Rapture!

Aren’t we also praying that the whole pack of yelping Teabaggers stay in harness and pull Sarah all the way to her 20012 concession speech? Sure, running the Idiotarod * is bad for the national discourse, sure, listening to the braying of Governor Moosemunch* on the campaign trail again is going to snap our earbones right in our very heads, but aren’t we eager to see if the GOP can be faked out again by the acclaimed author (perhaps that should be “proclaimed”) of the best-selling (what with discounts and all) autobimbography* of all time?

*Strangeism deluxe

Stop ObamaScare, Join the Scott Brown Brigade

Wonder if “Judah Benjamin” will come out of retirement as well.

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