John McCain Felt A Little Movement

John McCain personally emailed me yesterday. I’m in his personal America Online (Version 1.2) email address book, along with the 26 other people who still talk to him. Here’s some of the email:

My Friend,

In the time since the 2008 presidential campaign ended I have had a chance to reflect on many things. And as I said on election night, I truly cannot adequately express how indebted I am to you, my entire campaign team and my running mate, Governor Sarah Palin.

The road was a difficult one from the outset. Yet, your faith, your support and friendship never wavered. Just as I have proudly served my country for more than half a century I am as committed as ever to helping see our mission through.

So to continue the movement, I have decided to launch a new grassroots organization called Country First.

Still awake, my friends?

John McCain sure created a “movement” didn’t he? Click here to continue the “movement”!

Meanwhile, his former rival, who happened to create a tiny little movement himself, is busy getting ready to be the leader of the free world. And he’s about to meet with the President of Mexico.

Without preconditions!

The horror! McCain and his movement warned us about this didn’t they?

Wait. Did you feel that? I thought I felt a little, uh, some, uh, some movement.

(Cross posted at The November Blog)

Posted by Noah on 01/08/09 at 09:08 PM • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsElection '08St. McSame

Yeah, it, oh, just gas.

Country Zzzzzzzzzzz!

What I really think John McCain was saying to Cindy was:

“At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollup, you. Cunt-try first!

What, no mention of his POWerfulness? Must be a forgery.

The latest from Mr. HonorablePuttingCountryFirst?

He declined to show up at yesterday’s joint session of Congress where the electoral votes were counted and Obama’s election was made official.

Classy, right to the end.

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