Journalism: A Pictorial Guide for Terry Moran

ABC’s Terry Moran is confused. His latest piece, entitled “Breitbart on Breitbart: Polarizing Blogger Speaks,” gets everything wrong, including the title.
Perez Hilton is a “polarizing blogger.” Breitbart is a right-wing smear merchant who repeatedly gins up FAKE controversies that ruin the reputations and careers of REAL people.
These are facts, which is the medium in which journalists are supposed to traffic. But Moran seems to confuse journalism with knob-polishing. So here’s a brief tutorial to help Mr. Moran clarify his role:
This is a journalist:

This is a wingnut smear merchant:

This is a standard golf course ball-washer:

Mr. Moran, you should never confuse the ball-washer’s function with that of a journalist (see above—no, not the turd in the Snuggie, Moran, the lady with the red coffee mug).
Any questions?
Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/22/10 at 05:43 PM • Permalink
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