Just in case you didn’t have this tune stuck in your head already
Feel free to sing along at home! But only if you’ve got a decent singing voice. And maybe sing along to something else.
Romney the Faux Man is as rigid as a pole
With his temples gray and his gaydar frayed
Beady eyes betray no soul
Romney the Faux Man has a skintone plastic hide
He’s from handsome stock but your average rock‘s
More lifelike side by side
There must have been some magic in that number twenty-three
That’s no great shakes but hey, at least ‘twas a plurality
O, Romney the Faux Man’s not the frontrunner because
He’s a pand’ring ace but he plays the base
‘Bout as well as Clayton does
Stuttery stump speech, stuttery stump speech
Look at Romney’s hair
Stuttery stump speech, stuttery stump speech
Substance-free as air
Romney the Faux Man, he’s the next best thing to real
Be a shoo-in but he’s just not nuts
Enough to seal the deal
Fave of the Village, he’s not like those other brutes
Marriage just for hets and a ten-grand bet
Only chance to beat out Newt
He’s got charisma like a slightly more fun-loving Lurch
And a visage you could slap on pamphlets for Subgenius Church
Poor Romney the Faux Man needs some Tea Party support
So he’ll gladly pan his own health care plan
And he won’t let you abort
Stuttery stump speech, stuttery stump speech
Look at Romney’s hair
Stuttery stump speech, stuttery stump speech
Message: I don’t care
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